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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Jun-21 14:54:14

My dog is a mischievous imp
To purchase him I had to scrimp
He's worth every cent
I'd live in a tent

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Jun-21 15:00:55

My dog is a mischievous imp
To purchase him I had to scrimp
He's worth every cent
I'd live in a tent
But I'm really too much of a wimp.

A lim'rick's not easy to write

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 15:02:48

A lim'rick's not easy to write
I’ve stayed up many a long night

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Mollygo Wed 02-Jun-21 15:51:57

A lim’rick’s not easy to write
I’ve stayed up many a long night.
Sometimes, words flow forth

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 17:58:39

A lim’rick’s not easy to write
I’ve stayed up many a long night.
Sometimes, words flow forth
Poetry, prose, or both

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Hellogirl1 Wed 02-Jun-21 21:48:29

A lim`rick`s not easy to write
I`ve stayed up many a long night
Sometimes, words flow forth
Poetry, prose, or both
Before going out like a light!

I set my alarm clock for six

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 22:30:08

I set my alarm clock for six
Went down for coffee, need that fix

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FarNorth Thu 03-Jun-21 00:23:30

I set my alarm clock for six
Went down for coffee, need that fix
Then, bright as can be

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nanna8 Thu 03-Jun-21 00:27:47

I set my alarm clock for six
Went down for coffee, need that fix
Then,bright as can be
I got out my key

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crazyH Thu 03-Jun-21 00:29:45

I set my alarm clock for six
Went down for coffee, need that fix
Then, bright as can be
I start my routine

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FarNorth Thu 03-Jun-21 07:45:15

I set my alarm clock for six
Went down for coffee, need that fix
Then,bright as can be
I got out my key
And set off to get up to tricks.

The sun it was bright in the sky

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Jun-21 08:07:34

The sun it was bright in the sky
I was happy - felt on a high

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crazyH Thu 03-Jun-21 14:38:17

The sun it was bright in the sky
I was happy - felt on a high
Stripped down to my socks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Jun-21 15:59:01

The sun it was bright in the sky
I was happy - felt on a high
Stripped down to my socks
Then hopped on some rocks

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GoldenLady Thu 03-Jun-21 16:29:54

The sun it was bright in the sky
I was happy - felt on a high
Stripped down to my socks
Then hopped on some rocks
But my feet, alas, started to fry!

My neighbor, who kept a pet goat,

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Nell8 Thu 03-Jun-21 17:55:49

My neighbor, who kept a pet goat,
Loved to brush its long, silky coat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 04-Jun-21 08:47:41

My neighbour, who kept a pet goat
Loved to brush its long, silky coat
But he liked to kick

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Mollygo Fri 04-Jun-21 08:53:23

My neighbour who kept a pet goat
Love to brush its long silky coat
But he liked to kick,
So you had to be quick

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Jun-21 20:50:24

My neighbour who kept a pet goat
Love to brush its long silky coat
But he liked to kick,
So you had to be quick
Or you might end up minus a throat!

The cellphone's a mighty inventon

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Hellogirl1 Fri 04-Jun-21 23:12:50

The cellphone`s a mighty invention
Just thought I`d give it a mention

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Jangran99 Fri 04-Jun-21 23:45:23

Cellphones, a mighty invention
Just thought I`d give it a mention
Without it I'm lost

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Mollygo Fri 04-Jun-21 23:57:03

Cellphones, a mighty invention
Just thought I’d give it a mention
Without it I’m lost
No matter the cost

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crazyH Sat 05-Jun-21 00:16:25

Cellphones, a mighty invention
Just thought I’d give it a mention
Without it I’m lost
No matter the cost
I’m willing to spend my pension

A Samsung or a smart iPhone ?

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FarNorth Sat 05-Jun-21 06:27:52

A Samsung or a smart iPhone ?
I must have something or I moan

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Ashcombe Sat 05-Jun-21 07:14:16

A Samsung or a smart iPhone ?
I must have something or I moan
To text or to chat

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