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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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henetha Tue 15-Jun-21 13:06:47

Last night I had such a strange dream
I played on an animal team
In goal was a horse

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nanna8 Tue 15-Jun-21 13:13:40

Last night I had such a strange dream
I played on an animal team
In goal was a horse
A large one,of course

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Hellogirl1 Tue 15-Jun-21 21:37:42

Last night I had such a strange dream
I played on an animal team
In goal was a horse
A large one, of course.
And all I could be was a bream!

A bream is a slippery fish

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FarNorth Tue 15-Jun-21 21:43:55

A bream is a slippery fish
Not really a form I would wish

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Jun-21 01:30:40

A bream is a slippery fish
Not really a form I would wish
Could I be a lion?

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nanna8 Wed 16-Jun-21 01:44:19

A bream is a slippery fish
Not really a form I would wish
Could I be a lion?
Beloved of Zion

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henetha Wed 16-Jun-21 10:56:21

A bream is a slippery fish
Not really a form I would wish
Could I be a lion?
Beloved of Zion,
Then cooked and served on a gold dish.

I'd like to be a kangaroo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Jun-21 12:38:01

I'd like to be a kangaroo
Then I'd jump a few yards or two

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Jun-21 14:58:36

I'd like to be a kangaroo
Then I'd jump a few yards or two
I wouldn't need a purse

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Grany Wed 16-Jun-21 18:17:24

I'd like to be a kangaroo
Then I'd jump a few yards or two
I wouldn't need a purse
I am so diverse

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Jun-21 18:38:57

I'd like to be a kangaroo
Then I'd jump a few yards or two
I 'd not need a purse
I am so diverse
But what then would my joey do?

He needs to be tucked in my pouch

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Nell8 Wed 16-Jun-21 19:47:52

He needs to be tucked in my pouch
Where he's safe to suckle and slouch

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Jun-21 21:19:55

He needs to be tucked in my pouch
Where he's safe to suckle and slouch
He's happy and snug

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crazyH Wed 16-Jun-21 21:23:09

He needs to be tucked in my pouch
Where he's safe to suckle and slouch
He's happy and snug,
A bug in a rug

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Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Jun-21 23:36:48

He needs to be tucked in my pouch
Where he`s safe to suckle and slouch
He`s happy and snug
A bug in a rug
Much safer I think than my couch

A couch is meant for romancing

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henetha Thu 17-Jun-21 11:25:31

A couch is meant for romancing
After you have finished dancing,

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Mollygo Thu 17-Jun-21 11:44:28

A couch is meant for romancing
After you have finished dancing
You may like to smooch

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Jun-21 12:05:43

A couch is meant for romancing
After you have fished dancing
You may like to smooch
No room for young pooch

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FarNorth Thu 17-Jun-21 12:42:49

A couch is meant for romancing
After you have finished dancing
You may like to smooch
No room for young pooch
While someone his luck is chancing.

Young Nancy and admirer Bill

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Jun-21 15:07:10

Young Nancy and admirer Bill
Took a walk up to Blueberry Hill

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Mollygo Thu 17-Jun-21 15:12:43

Young Nancy and admirer Bill
Took a walk up to Blueberry Hill
The berries, they missed

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crazyH Thu 17-Jun-21 19:20:07

Young Nancy and admirer Bill
Took a walk up to Blueberry Hill
The berries, they missed
They smooched and they kissed

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Nell8 Fri 18-Jun-21 10:09:07

Young Nancy and admirer Bill
Took a walk up to Blueberry Hill
The berries, they missed
They smooched and they kissed
Yes, anything for a cheap thrill!

There was a wee farmer from Fife

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henetha Fri 18-Jun-21 10:47:01

There was a wee farmer from Fife
Who advertised for a rich wife

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Mollygo Fri 18-Jun-21 11:07:39

I was a wee farmer from Fife
Who advertised for a rich wife
Pretty and canny

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