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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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FarNorth Fri 11-Jun-21 09:07:47

But who can resist Saumur fizz?
I don't even know what it is confused

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crazyH Fri 11-Jun-21 09:16:38

But who can resist Saumur fizz?
I don't even know what it is
Eat it or drink it ?

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Mollygo Fri 11-Jun-21 09:37:03

But who can resist a Saumur fizz
I don’t even know what it is!
Eat it or drink it,
And if it’s pink, it

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Nell8 Fri 11-Jun-21 11:24:46

But who can resist Saumur fizz
I don't even know what it is!
Eat it or drink it?
And if it's pink, it
Should make my day go with a whizz!

All of us need a good natter

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henetha Fri 11-Jun-21 11:36:13

All of us need a good natter
When people ask "What's the matter?

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FarNorth Fri 11-Jun-21 12:17:29

All of us need a good natter
When people ask "What's the matter?
Oh, why the long face?

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Jun-21 13:02:24

All of us need a good natter
When people ask "What's the matter?
Oh, why the long face?
Come on, up you should brace

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Jun-21 08:18:46

All of us need a good natter
When people ask "What's the matter?
Oh, why the long face?
Come on, you should brace
And give your own kind of patter

A small quiet town in Cornwall

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Mollygo Sat 12-Jun-21 08:31:29

A small quiet town in Cornwall
Like Hayle, that’s the one I recall

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 09:06:09

A small quiet town in Cornwall
Like Hayle, that’s the one I recall
The bigwigs are there

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Jun-21 13:13:20

A small quiet town in Cornwall
Like Hayle, that’s the one I recall
The bigwigs are there
Amid great fanfare

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Jun-21 13:32:49

A small quiet town in Cornwall
Like Hayle, that’s the one I recall
The bigwigs are there
Amid great fanfare
I think they are having a ball!

The Queen will be coming as well,

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FarNorth Sat 12-Jun-21 16:15:49

The Queen will be coming as well,
What use they'll all be, who can tell?

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 16:25:04

The Queen will be coming as well,
What use they'll all be, who can tell?
A lot of talking

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Hellogirl1 Sat 12-Jun-21 18:12:05

The Queen will be coming as well,
What use they`ll all be, who can tell?
A lot of talking
And loads of squawking

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henetha Sun 13-Jun-21 11:08:37

The Queen will be coming as well,
What use they`ll all be, who can tell?
A lot of talking
And loads of squawking
But let's hope they can at least gel.

We need some good leadership now

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FarNorth Sun 13-Jun-21 11:10:26

We need some good leadership now
Someone who knows what, where and how

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Jun-21 09:26:49

We need some good leadership now
Someone who knows what, where and how
But all I can see

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Nell8 Mon 14-Jun-21 12:58:31

We need some good leadership now
Someone who knows what, where and how
But all I can see
When I watch TV

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Grany Mon 14-Jun-21 22:26:49

We need some good leadership now
Someone who knows what, where and how
But all I can see
When I watch TV
Flew in with jets and gave a bow

They could make the changes we need

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FarNorth Tue 15-Jun-21 00:03:04

They could make the changes we need
List them all on a long screed

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jun-21 07:54:33

They could make the changes we need
We’ll list them all on a long screed
So let me begin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Jun-21 09:50:31

They could make the changes we need
We'll list them all on a long screed
So let me begin
Bad choices I'll bin

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FarNorth Tue 15-Jun-21 10:40:31

They could make the changes we need
We'll list them all on a long screed
So let me begin
Bad choices I'll bin
I'll put them on my Twitter feed.

Last night I had such a strange dream

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Jun-21 13:00:36

Last night I had such a strange dream
I played on an animal team

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