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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Nell8 Tue 29-Jun-21 13:10:05

It's possible to go by boat
With treasures in large trunk to tote
To gaze at the sea
And wish I was free
To put on my armbands and float

My days of hitchhiking are past

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 29-Jun-21 14:40:56

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last

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FarNorth Tue 29-Jun-21 15:15:54

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last
So now, on my bike

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Mollygo Tue 29-Jun-21 16:00:30

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last.
So now on my bike
I go where I like

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GoldenLady Tue 29-Jun-21 16:06:40

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last.
So now on my bike
I go where I like
And get there incredibly fast.

I have many memories of school

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FarNorth Tue 29-Jun-21 16:10:08

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule

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Mollygo Tue 29-Jun-21 16:33:00

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule
School dinners were yuck!

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crazyH Tue 29-Jun-21 22:52:15

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule
School dinners were yuck!
bought treats from the “tuck”

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Elrel Tue 29-Jun-21 23:08:02

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule
School dinners were yuck!
bought treats from the “tuck”
Put on so much weight, silly fool!

So England did beat Germany

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henetha Wed 30-Jun-21 11:37:39

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see

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crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 12:06:57

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see
Watched in amazement

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Jun-21 12:21:42

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see
Watched in amazement
Two goals heaven sent

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Mollygo Wed 30-Jun-21 18:57:17

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see
Watched in amazement
Two goals, heaven sent
How happy the fans will all be.

On Saturday against Ukraine

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Nell8 Wed 30-Jun-21 20:17:40

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Jun-21 20:23:26

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again
We’ll scream and we’ll shout

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crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 20:27:09

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again
We’ll scream and we’ll shout
Drink gallons of stout

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Hellogirl1 Wed 30-Jun-21 21:30:13

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again
We`ll scream and we`ll shout
Drink gallons of stout
Which surely will addle our brains

Then when we are suitably sloshed

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crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 23:13:59

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed

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FarNorth Thu 01-Jul-21 11:00:26

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Jul-21 13:58:11

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes
From our head to our toes

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crazyH Thu 01-Jul-21 14:23:16

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes
From our head to our toes
Shout “how’s this for an orange squash?”

Security will then be called

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Nell8 Thu 01-Jul-21 14:28:07

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes
From our head to our toes
Let's pray that our hopes don't get squashed

So what will we do if we lose?

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Jul-21 17:47:25

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we’ll drown our sorrows in booze

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Mollygo Thu 01-Jul-21 18:44:44

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we’ll drown our sorrows in booze
Rehashed on TV

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Hellogirl1 Thu 01-Jul-21 22:14:05

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we`ll drown our sorrows in booze
Rehashed on TV
For the world to see

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