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It's possible to go by boat
With treasures in large trunk to tote
To gaze at the sea
And wish I was free
To put on my armbands and float

My days of hitchhiking are past

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last
So now, on my bike

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last.
So now on my bike
I go where I like

My days of hitchhiking are past
Ah, those carefree days never last.
So now on my bike
I go where I like
And get there incredibly fast.

I have many memories of school

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule
School dinners were yuck!

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule
School dinners were yuck!
bought treats from the “tuck”

I have many memories of school
I think that I broke every rule
School dinners were yuck!
bought treats from the “tuck”
Put on so much weight, silly fool!

So England did beat Germany

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see
Watched in amazement

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see
Watched in amazement
Two goals heaven sent

So England did beat Germany
This I never thought I would see
Watched in amazement
Two goals, heaven sent
How happy the fans will all be.

On Saturday against Ukraine

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again
We’ll scream and we’ll shout

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again
We’ll scream and we’ll shout
Drink gallons of stout

On Saturday against Ukraine
The tension will build up again
We`ll scream and we`ll shout
Drink gallons of stout
Which surely will addle our brains

Then when we are suitably sloshed

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes
From our head to our toes

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes
From our head to our toes
Shout “how’s this for an orange squash?”

Security will then be called

Then when we are suitably sloshed
Our inhibitions will get tossed
We'll hurl off our clothes
From our head to our toes
Let's pray that our hopes don't get squashed

So what will we do if we lose?

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we’ll drown our sorrows in booze

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we’ll drown our sorrows in booze
Rehashed on TV

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we`ll drown our sorrows in booze
Rehashed on TV
For the world to see