Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we'll drown our sorrows in booze
Rehashed on TV
For the world to see
A nation's attack of the blues

The pollen count is very high

The pollen count is very high
Runny noses, eyes itchy and dry

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry
So I'll stay indoors

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry
So I'll stay indoors
When my poor nose pours

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry
So I'll stay indoors
When my poor nose pours
Another damp hankie, oh my.

Thunder storms may be on their way

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day
Let it flash and crash

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day
Let it flash and crash
I might have to dash

My get up and go has all left,
Motivation`s feeling bereft
My sofa`s my friend
To sleep it me sends
I surrender to energy theft.

A eagle was soaring on high

An eagle was soaring on high
Oh how I wish that I could fly

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day
Let it flash and crash
I might have to dash
Must get my washing , come what may.

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
I always eat it to excess

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success
So back to the ‘floss’

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success
So back to the ‘floss’
Or don't give a toss

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success
So back to the ‘floss’
Or don't give a toss
My gnashes are not at its best

This late at night, my thoughts turn to

This late at night, my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue

This late at night, my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue
So here I'll remain

This late at night my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue
So here I’ll remain
Here’s hoping the rain

This late at night my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue
So here I’ll remain
Here’s hoping the rain
Will not stop me going to the zoo.

I'm hoping to visit the chimps

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps
Don't worry, he's fine

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps
He might like a treat

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps
Don't worry, he's fine
Tho he's fifty nine