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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Nell8 Fri 02-Jul-21 08:27:22

So what will we do if we lose?
Then we'll drown our sorrows in booze
Rehashed on TV
For the world to see
A nation's attack of the blues

The pollen count is very high

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Mollygo Fri 02-Jul-21 08:30:17

The pollen count is very high
Runny noses, eyes itchy and dry

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Mollygo Fri 02-Jul-21 08:31:08

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry

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henetha Fri 02-Jul-21 10:14:49

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry
So I'll stay indoors

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Jul-21 14:20:37

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry
So I'll stay indoors
When my poor nose pours

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Jul-21 15:46:11

The pollen count is very high
Runny nose, eyes itchy and dry
So I'll stay indoors
When my poor nose pours
Another damp hankie, oh my.

Thunder storms may be on their way

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crazyH Fri 02-Jul-21 16:30:28

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day

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FarNorth Fri 02-Jul-21 16:37:45

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day
Let it flash and crash

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Bellanonna Fri 02-Jul-21 17:04:29

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day
Let it flash and crash
I might have to dash

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Jul-21 18:20:21

My get up and go has all left,
Motivation`s feeling bereft
My sofa`s my friend
To sleep it me sends
I surrender to energy theft.

A eagle was soaring on high

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Jul-21 18:33:16

An eagle was soaring on high
Oh how I wish that I could fly

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crazyH Fri 02-Jul-21 18:39:46

Thunder storms may be on their way
I’m staying in the rest of the day
Let it flash and crash
I might have to dash
Must get my washing , come what may.

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess

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Hellogirl1 Fri 02-Jul-21 21:08:11

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
I always eat it to excess

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Jul-21 21:09:19

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success

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crazyH Fri 02-Jul-21 21:51:54

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success
So back to the ‘floss’

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FarNorth Fri 02-Jul-21 23:59:33

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success
So back to the ‘floss’
Or don't give a toss

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crazyH Sat 03-Jul-21 00:53:57

Eaten sweetcorn, teeth are a mess
The Waterpik gave no success
So back to the ‘floss’
Or don't give a toss
My gnashes are not at its best

This late at night, my thoughts turn to

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FarNorth Sat 03-Jul-21 01:13:15

This late at night, my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Jul-21 01:41:52

This late at night, my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue
So here I'll remain

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Mollygo Sat 03-Jul-21 04:18:57

This late at night my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue
So here I’ll remain
Here’s hoping the rain

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henetha Sat 03-Jul-21 10:25:35

This late at night my thoughts turn to
The fact that I am sat in glue
So here I’ll remain
Here’s hoping the rain
Will not stop me going to the zoo.

I'm hoping to visit the chimps

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crazyH Sat 03-Jul-21 12:42:47

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Jul-21 14:36:56

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps
Don't worry, he's fine

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Nell8 Sat 03-Jul-21 14:37:13

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps
He might like a treat

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FarNorth Sat 03-Jul-21 14:51:36

I'm hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I noticed he limps
Don't worry, he's fine
Tho he's fifty nine

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