Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!
A powerful jet
Make them soaking wet

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!
A powerful jet
Make them soaking wet
Then back to the mud they would slosh!

Next to the lion’s enclosure

Next to the lion’s enclosure
I’ll stay far away, I can ‘betcha’

Next to the lion's enclosure I'll stay far away, I can betcha.
Don't give them half a chance, or for sure they'll be out to getcha.

Next to the lion enclosure
I’ll stay far away I can betcha
Don’t give them a chance
Or over they’ll prance
For sure, they’ll be out to getcha!

I’m knackered, a rest and a drink

I’m knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can't even think.

I`m knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can`t even think
Who`d be a keeper?

I m knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can`t even think
Who`d be a keeper?
I’m just a sleeper

I'm knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can't even think
Who'd be a keeper?
I'm just a sleeper
It's tough when I don't catch a wink.

A young tennis player called Moll

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll
But what happened, alas

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll
But what happened, alas
Was not such a gas

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll
But what happened, alas
Was not such a gas
'Cos Moll's ball made Doll fall and sprawl!

I do like to dance on my own

I do like to dance on my own
I do pirouettes, while on the phone

I do like to dance in my own
I do pirouettes while in the phone
And my rond de jambe

I do like to dance in my own
I do pirouettes while on the phone
And my rond de jambe
Would have pleased my Mom

I do like to dance on my own
I do pirouettes while on the phone
And my rond de jambe
Would have pleased my Mom
Although all that Dad did was moan

His style is more hokey-cokey

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey
He’s really quite fun

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey
He’s really quite fun
Much better than some

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey
He's really quite fun
Much better than some
Much too serious and woke-y.

He would play the blues piano

He would play the blues piano
And sang in a lofty soprano!

He would play the blues piano
And sang in a lofty soprano!
Mum, deep baritone

He would play the blues piano
Sang in a lofty soprano!
Mum, deep baritone
Both locally known