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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

FarNorth Tue 06-Jul-21 09:39:08

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!
A powerful jet
Make them soaking wet

Mollygo Tue 06-Jul-21 10:15:25

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!
A powerful jet
Make them soaking wet
Then back to the mud they would slosh!

Next to the lion’s enclosure

crazyH Tue 06-Jul-21 12:58:10

Next to the lion’s enclosure
I’ll stay far away, I can ‘betcha’

cb1963 Tue 06-Jul-21 13:23:56

Next to the lion's enclosure I'll stay far away, I can betcha.
Don't give them half a chance, or for sure they'll be out to getcha.

Mollygo Tue 06-Jul-21 14:12:51

Next to the lion enclosure
I’ll stay far away I can betcha
Don’t give them a chance
Or over they’ll prance
For sure, they’ll be out to getcha!

I’m knackered, a rest and a drink

FarNorth Tue 06-Jul-21 14:47:43

I’m knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can't even think.

Hellogirl1 Tue 06-Jul-21 21:03:43

I`m knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can`t even think
Who`d be a keeper?

Juliet27 Wed 07-Jul-21 07:34:11

I m knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can`t even think
Who`d be a keeper?
I’m just a sleeper

Nell8 Wed 07-Jul-21 14:27:15

I'm knackered, a rest and a drink
My scrambled brain can't even think
Who'd be a keeper?
I'm just a sleeper
It's tough when I don't catch a wink.

A young tennis player called Moll

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Jul-21 14:54:31

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll

GoldenLady Wed 07-Jul-21 15:54:32

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll
But what happened, alas

FarNorth Wed 07-Jul-21 17:18:10

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll
But what happened, alas
Was not such a gas

Nell8 Wed 07-Jul-21 21:45:21

A young tennis player called Moll
Thought she'd bounce the ball to her doll
But what happened, alas
Was not such a gas
'Cos Moll's ball made Doll fall and sprawl!

Nell8 Wed 07-Jul-21 21:53:05

I do like to dance on my own

crazyH Wed 07-Jul-21 22:04:37

I do like to dance on my own
I do pirouettes, while on the phone

Mollygo Wed 07-Jul-21 22:11:52

I do like to dance in my own
I do pirouettes while in the phone
And my rond de jambe

GoldenLady Thu 08-Jul-21 15:43:37

I do like to dance in my own
I do pirouettes while on the phone
And my rond de jambe
Would have pleased my Mom

Hellogirl1 Thu 08-Jul-21 23:34:16

I do like to dance on my own
I do pirouettes while on the phone
And my rond de jambe
Would have pleased my Mom
Although all that Dad did was moan

His style is more hokey-cokey

FarNorth Fri 09-Jul-21 00:23:51

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey

crazyH Fri 09-Jul-21 00:51:17

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey
He’s really quite fun

henetha Fri 09-Jul-21 10:13:29

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey
He’s really quite fun
Much better than some

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Jul-21 15:35:13

His style is more hokey-cokey
While being laugh-y and jokey
He's really quite fun
Much better than some
Much too serious and woke-y.

He would play the blues piano

GoldenLady Fri 09-Jul-21 15:57:18

He would play the blues piano
And sang in a lofty soprano!

crazyH Fri 09-Jul-21 16:14:04

He would play the blues piano
And sang in a lofty soprano!
Mum, deep baritone

Jangran99 Fri 09-Jul-21 19:31:21

He would play the blues piano
Sang in a lofty soprano!
Mum, deep baritone
Both locally known

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