Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

He would play the blues piano
Sang in a lofty soprano!
Mum, deep baritone
Both locally known
As the odd couple of Milano

I’d love to share a gondola

I`d love to share a gondola
With all of Bolton Wanderers

I`d love to share a gondola
With all of Bolton Wanderers
That seems bit greedy

I`d love to share a gondola
With all of Bolton Wanderers
That seems bit greedy
Not to say quite seedy

`d love to share a gondola
With all of Bolton Wanderers
That seems bit greedy
Not to say seedy

I love to share a gondola.
With all of Bolton Wanderers.
That seems a bit greedy
Not to say seedy
And a little bit ponderous

Sinking in Venetian water

Sinking in Venetian water
A brave sailor saved my daughter

Sinking in Venetian water
A brave sailor saved my daughter
That young Roman god

Sinking in Venetian water
A brave sailor saved my daughter
That young Roman god,
Though he was a bit odd,

Sinking in Venetian water
A brave sailor saved my daughter
That young Roman god
Though he was a bit odd
Lived down in the Latin quarter

His family numbered sixteen

His family numbered sixteen
He’ll get no award for being green

His family numbered sixteen
He’ll get no award for being green
Water was ankle deep!

His family numbered sixteen
Mum, Dad, him and cousins umpteen

His family numbered sixteen
He’ll get no award for being green
Water ankle deep!
In the boat did seep

His family numbered sixteen
He'll get no award for being green
Water ankle deep!
In the boat did seep
So up to the quay we did leap.

His mama, hands clutched at her throat

His mama, hands clutched at her throat
Yelled 'Get yourselves out of that boat'

His mama, hands clutched at her throat
Yelled 'Get yourselves out of that boat'
A close brush with death

His mama , hands clutched at her throat
Yelled 'Get yourselves out of that boat'
A close brush with death
Almost their last breath

His mama , hands clutched at her throat
Yelled 'Get yourselves out of that boat'
A close brush with death
Almost their last breath
Could have been disaster of note.

Let's all go and sun on the beach

Let’s all go and sun on the beach
Away from that powerful screech

Let`s all go and sun on the beach
Away from that powerful screech
Just the "shush" of waves

Let's all go and sun on the beach
Away from that powerful screech
Just the "shush" of waves
Is what a girl craves

Let’s all go and sun on the beach
Away from that powerful screech
Just the ‘shush’ of waves
Is what a girl craves
Plus a book and a sandy niche

Or should we all go to the hills

Or should we all go to the hills
With views all around us, the thrills

Or should we all go to the hills
With views all around us, the thrills
Of vast open space