Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

A garage was next to the church
I sure won’t be left in the lurch
The mechanic said
This car is near dead

A garage was next to the church
I sure won’t be left in the lurch
The mechanic said
This car is near dead
Whoever sold it should be given the birch.

I sat down and wept full of woe

I sat down and wept full of woe
"Alas! Where on earth can I go?"

I sat down and wept full of woe
"Alas! Where on earth can I go?"
Should I phone a friend?

I sat down and wept full of woe
“Alas where on earth can I go ?”
Should I phone a friend ?
Their ear lug to bend

I sat down and wept full of woe
“Alas where on earth can I go ?”
Should I phone a friend ?
Their ear lug to bend
It will have to be gen’rous Joe

He might even buy me a car

He might even buy me a car
Something sturdy in which I’ll go far

He might even buy me a car
Something sturdy in which I’ll go far
Or maybe a bike

He might even buy me a car
Something sturdy in which I’ll go far
Or maybe a bike
With power, I’d like

He might even buy me a car
Something sturdy which will go far
Or maybe a bike
With power, I`d like
With ET to ride to the stars

Stardust I will gather up there

Stardust I will gather up there
An end to all worry and care

Stardust I will gather up there
An end to all worry and care
Zoom around planets

Stardust I will gather up there
An end to all worry and care
Zoom around planets
Higher far than jets

Stardust I will gather up there
An end to all worry and care
Zoom around planets
Higher far than jets
And even explore the Great Bear.

But my rocket it ran out of fuel

But my rocket it ran out of fuel
I began to think, that's not cool

But my rocket ran out of fuel
I began to think, that’s not cool
A downward spiral began

But my rocket it ran out of fuel
I began to think, that's not cool
I’ll crash down to earth

But my rocket it ran out of fuel
I began to think, that's not cool
We'll plunge back to earth

But my rocket it ran out of fuel
I began to think, that's not cool
We'll plunge back to earth
For whatever it's worth

But my rocket it ran out of fuel
I began to think, that's not cool
We'll plunge back to earth
For whatev'r it's worth
And I'll chill out by the pool.

Bikini and sunnies for me

Bikini and sunnies for me
Pretending that I`m by the sea

Bikini and sunnies for me
Pretending that I’m by the sea
No sand in my bits

Bikini and sunnies for me
Pretending that I’m by the sea
No sand in my bits
Confounding my wits

Bikini and sunnies for me
Pretending that I`m by the sea
No sand in my bits
Confounding my wits
And flask and sarnies for my tea

My Li-lo has run out of air

My Li-lo has run out of air
My DH says he doesn't care