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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Mollygo Sat 24-Jul-21 06:06:23

They prised off the door with a spade
Then inside the goodies were laid
They made for the hills

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 10:49:48

They prised off the door with a spade
Then inside the goodies were laid
They made for the hills
Loaded up to the gills

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Nell8 Sat 24-Jul-21 13:42:09

They prised off the door with a spade
Then inside the goodies were laid
They made for the hills
Loaded up to the gills
Admiring the fruits of their raid

Meanwhile on his yacht my old foe

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 13:50:28

Meanwhile on the yacht my old foe
Had got on his dingy to row

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nanna8 Sat 24-Jul-21 13:54:54

Meanwhile on his yacht my old foe
Had got on his dingy to row
As fast as he could

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 14:18:34

Meanwhile on his yacht my old foe
Had got on his dingy to row
As fast as he could
But his oars were dud

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 14:54:48

Meanwhile on his yacht my old foe
Had got on his dingy to row
As fast as he could
But his oars were dud
Nothing he did could make it go

I’m just about fed up of trying

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jul-21 15:17:12

I’m just about fed up of trying
He said before bursting out crying

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Crocus5 Sat 24-Jul-21 16:29:44

I’m just about fed up of trying
He said before bursting out crying
I’ve tried everything

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 17:00:18

I’m just about fed up of trying
He said before bursting out crying
I’ve tried everything
Had lessons to sing

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Mollygo Sat 24-Jul-21 17:18:23

I’m just about fed up of trying
He said before bursting out crying
I’ve tried everything
Had lessons to sing
Now thinking, “Should I try flying?”

Except that I’m frightened of heights

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 18:11:25

Except that I’m frightened of heights
Since I went up the Eiffel last night

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Crocus5 Sat 24-Jul-21 19:06:12

Except that I’m frightened of heights
Since I went up the Eiffel last night
I felt so dizzy

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jul-21 19:07:48

Except that I’m frightened of heights
Since I went up the Eiffel last night
I felt so dizzy
Went in a tizzy

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 19:51:31

Except that I’m frightened of heights
Since I went up the Eiffel last night
I felt so dizzy
Went in a tizzy
Fell over and laddered my tights.

I gazed all around in despair

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MrsTagain Sat 24-Jul-21 20:02:30

I gazed all around in despair
Gallant knight? No sign of him there!

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Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Jul-21 20:18:22

I gazed all around in despair
Gallant knight? No sign of him there!
He`ll be in the bar

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jul-21 20:39:45

I gazed all around in despair
Gallant knight? No sign of him there!
He`ll be in the bar
So I'll nick his car

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 22:28:35

I gazed all around in despair
Gallant knight ? No sign of him there!
He’ll be in the bar
So I’ll nick his car
Find a shop to buy more tights to wear !

I drove with my foot to the pedal

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 23:41:20

I drove with my foot to the pedal
His car was a battered old Beetle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Jul-21 08:45:44

I drove with my foot to the pedal
His car was a battered old Beetle
Damn! 'Cos then black smoke

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Mollygo Sun 25-Jul-21 09:38:07

I drove with my foot to the pedal.
His car was a battered old beetle.
Damn! ’Cos then black smoke
Made me almost choke

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 11:47:40

I drove with my foot to the pedal
His car was a battered old Beetle
Damn! Cos then black smoke
Made me almost choke
But through it I saw a church steeple.

A garage was next to the church

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Crocus5 Sun 25-Jul-21 12:19:58

A garage was next to the church
I sure won’t be left in the lurch

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crazyH Sun 25-Jul-21 12:57:19

A garage was next to the church
I sure won’t be left in the lurch
The mechanic said

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