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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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FarNorth Fri 30-Jul-21 13:48:44

It's no wonder I've gone to seed
I have developed such a greed
A gastric bypass
And nutrition class

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Mollygo Fri 30-Jul-21 14:53:36

It’s no wonder I’ve gone to seed
I have developed such a greed
A gastric bypass
And nutrition class
Might quell my desire to feed

Why have I just bought a muffin?

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FarNorth Fri 30-Jul-21 16:06:19

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I'd stop stuffin'

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Hellogirl1 Fri 30-Jul-21 22:06:33

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I`d stop stuffin`
I`ll feed it to `t birds

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crazyH Fri 30-Jul-21 23:30:08

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I`d stop stuffin`
I`ll feed it to `t birds
If not, I’ll have words

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GoldenLady Fri 30-Jul-21 23:43:36

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I`d stop stuffin`
I`ll feed it to `t birds
If not, I’ll have words
About why I am huffin' and puffin;.

The newspaper's more and more dreary

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FarNorth Sat 31-Jul-21 09:28:15

The newspaper's more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 31-Jul-21 13:57:44

The newspaper's more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery
A few funny lines

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crazyH Sat 31-Jul-21 14:05:55

The newspaper's more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery
A few funny lines
A few porky pies

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Hellogirl1 Sat 31-Jul-21 23:15:13

The newspaper`s more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery
A few funny lines
A few porky pies
And soon you`ll feel better dearie

A happy meet with family

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Juliet27 Sun 01-Aug-21 09:37:15

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally

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crazyH Sun 01-Aug-21 10:03:20

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally
A hug for the kids

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Nell8 Sun 01-Aug-21 11:45:34

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally
A hug for the kids
Slip them a few quids

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crazyH Sun 01-Aug-21 12:00:24

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally
A hug for the kids
Slip them a few quids
Then kisses will come gradually

Not won anything in my life

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Crocus5 Sun 01-Aug-21 12:36:48

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife

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nanna8 Sun 01-Aug-21 12:39:36

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife
My husband’s the prize

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Aug-21 15:01:40

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife
My husband’s the prize
He's funny and wise

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crazyH Sun 01-Aug-21 15:09:14

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife
My husband’s the prize
He's funny and wise
Think I’ve got him for life !!

My neighbour, her with the long face

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FarNorth Sun 01-Aug-21 18:09:14

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let's both get out of this place"

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Crocus5 Sun 01-Aug-21 18:37:26

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said “Let’s both get out of this place”
“But where shall we go?”

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Hellogirl1 Sun 01-Aug-21 21:35:47

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let`s both get out of this place
"But where shall we go?"
We`ve searched high and low"













My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let`s both get out of this place"
"But where shall we go?"
"We`ve searched high and low"

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Hellogirl1 Sun 01-Aug-21 21:36:19

??

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crazyH Mon 02-Aug-21 00:15:01

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let`s both get out of this place"
"But where shall we go?"
"We`ve searched high and low"
“Let’s take a trip to outer space”

No ! I get giddy in a lift

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Crocus5 Mon 02-Aug-21 09:38:42

No! I get giddy in a lift
It makes me feel a bit adrift

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FarNorth Mon 02-Aug-21 09:54:55

No! I get giddy in a lift
It makes me feel a bit adrift
Let's walk by the sea

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