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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

Mollygo Thu 05-Aug-21 14:08:44

A handsome man is most pleasing
Lots of women try to seize him
“Ooh, look at that face!
Elegance and grace”

Hellogirl1 Thu 05-Aug-21 23:31:05

A handsome man is most pleasing
Lots of women try to seize him
"Ooh, look at that face!"
Alas he wears lace
He will now suffer lots of teasing.

He`s showing his feminine side

FarNorth Fri 06-Aug-21 00:59:45

He`s showing his feminine side
That's not something he needs to hide

Mollygo Fri 06-Aug-21 08:42:09

He’s showing his feminine side
That’s not something he needs to hide
Ear piercings, tattoos

henetha Fri 06-Aug-21 10:43:42

He’s showing his feminine side
That’s not something he needs to hide
Ear piercings, tattoos
And high heeled shoes

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Aug-21 12:43:23

He's showing his feminine side
That's not something he needs to hide
Ear piercings, tattoos
And high heeled shoes
For the full op his time he'll bide.

He got friendly with a sailor

crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 13:04:54

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his hornpipe with vigour

GoldenLady Fri 06-Aug-21 15:35:08

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his hornpipe with vigour
Their music was loud

crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 15:55:45

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his hornpipe with vigour
Their music was loud
Brought forth a large crowd

Crocus5 Fri 06-Aug-21 19:22:18

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his horn pipe with vigour
The music was loud
Brought forth a large crowd
It just got bigger and bigger

The people came from everywhere

crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 19:33:23

The people came from everywhere
By land, by sea and even by air

Mollygo Fri 06-Aug-21 20:44:07

The people came from everywhere
By land, sea and even by air
They gazed at his pipe

crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 21:48:07

The people came from everywhere
By land, sea and even by air
They gazed at his pipe
Wond’ring at the hype

Nell8 Fri 06-Aug-21 22:30:22

The people came from everywhere
By land, sea and even by air
They gazed at his pipe
Wond'ring at the hype
'Twas enough the horses to scare!

This story is too blue, my dears.

crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 22:35:49

This story is too blue, my dears.
I think we have got to change gears

FarNorth Fri 06-Aug-21 23:07:11

This story is too blue, my dears.
I think we have got to change gears
Pearls clutched in my hand

Mollygo Fri 06-Aug-21 23:14:51

This story is too blue my dears
I think we have got to change gears
Pearls clutched in my hand
Real pearls, understand.

Jangran99 Fri 06-Aug-21 23:26:17

This story is too blue my dears
I think we have got to change gears
Pearls clutched in my hand
Real pearls, understand.
They’ve been in my fam’ly for years

I’m off to see a pawn broker

crazyH Sat 07-Aug-21 00:22:30

I’m off to see a pawn broker
He said ‘you must be a joker’

Crocus5 Sat 07-Aug-21 07:08:22

I’m off to see a pawn broker
He said,”You must be a joker”
“Those pearls are not real”

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 07-Aug-21 13:26:26

I'm off to see a pawn broker
He said, "You must be a joker"
"Those pearls are not real"
"They are paste, just feel,"

crazyH Sat 07-Aug-21 13:41:31

I'm off to see a pawn broker
He said, "You must be a joker"
"Those pearls are not real"
"They are paste, just feel,"
No point putting them in a locker

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say

Mollygo Sat 07-Aug-21 13:46:33

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way

Jangran99 Sat 07-Aug-21 14:58:51

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way
But a diamond’s fire

GoldenLady Sat 07-Aug-21 15:48:16

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way
But a diamond’s fire
Is what I desire

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