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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

Hellogirl1 Mon 17-May-21 23:06:12

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
I don`t know what they`re looking for

Hellogirl1 Mon 17-May-21 23:09:14

Scratch that, old age crept in then!

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
Who are they seeking?

henetha Tue 18-May-21 10:34:57

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
Who are they seeking?
My eyes are peeking

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-May-21 14:44:06

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
Who are they seeking?
My eyes are peeking
They sound like a honking of geese.

My nosy neighbour from next door

Mollygo Tue 18-May-21 15:29:53

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what’s more,

GoldenLady Tue 18-May-21 15:46:08

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what’s more,
She knows who, what, where

Nell8 Tue 18-May-21 15:56:13

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what's more,
She knows who, what, where
Yes, the whole affair

crazyH Tue 18-May-21 17:14:55

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what's more,
She knows who, what, where
Yes, the whole affair
Her curtains twitch, fingers quite sore

Young Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street

Mollygo Tue 18-May-21 18:42:37

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One-handed too, that’s quite a feat!

FarNorth Tue 18-May-21 20:08:08

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One-handed too, that’s quite a feat!
And now it's back flips

crazyH Tue 18-May-21 20:54:02

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One-handed too, that’s quite a feat!
And now it's back flips
Careful of the dips

Mollygo Tue 18-May-21 21:39:41

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One handed too, that’s quite a feat.
And now it’s back flips
Careful of the dips
If I tried, I’d land on my seat.

When young, I could stand on my head

crazyH Tue 18-May-21 21:54:03

When young, I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red

Juliet27 Tue 18-May-21 22:04:59

When young, I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red
Now to squat is tough!

crazyH Tue 18-May-21 22:20:36

When young, I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red
Now to squat is tough!
Getting up is rough

Hellogirl1 Tue 18-May-21 22:43:02

When young I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red
Now to squat is tough!
Getting up is rough
Can`t tell you what my hubby said!

I can tell you it wasn`t nice,

Jangran99 Tue 18-May-21 23:07:20

I can tell you it wasn`t nice,
I won’t be taking his advice

FarNorth Wed 19-May-21 00:02:27

I can tell you it wasn't nice,
I won’t be taking his advice
He does talk such rot

crazyH Wed 19-May-21 00:07:06

I can tell you it wasn't nice,
I won’t be taking his advice
He does talk such rot
Brains, he hasn’t got

nanna8 Wed 19-May-21 00:55:08

I can tell you it wasn’t nice
I won’t be taking his advice
He does talk such rot
Brains,he hasn’t got
And he won’t be saying it twice!

Love makes us smile and feel happy

Juliet27 Wed 19-May-21 06:04:49

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy

FarNorth Wed 19-May-21 09:04:24

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy
My memories glow

henetha Wed 19-May-21 09:36:20

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy
My memories glow
I did love him so

GoldenLady Wed 19-May-21 17:14:46

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy
My memories glow
I did love him so,
This lim'rick is getting too sappy.

One day, while out on a hike,

crazyH Wed 19-May-21 17:23:19

One day, while out on a hike,
I met the green giant on a bike

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