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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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FarNorth Wed 19-May-21 17:27:32

One day, while out on a hike,
I met the green giant on a bike
She said "Turned out nice!"

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GoldenLady Wed 19-May-21 19:09:36

One day, while out on a hike,
I met the green giant on a bike
She said "Turned out nice!"
I've gone around twice,

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FarNorth Wed 19-May-21 23:28:53

One day, while out on a hike,
I met the green giant on a bike
She said "Turned out nice!
I've gone around twice,
I'll give you a lift, if you like."

The crossbar made me a good seat

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Mollygo Wed 19-May-21 23:33:14

The crossbar made me a good seat
I enjoyed his warm body heat

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henetha Thu 20-May-21 11:08:06

The crossbar made me a good seat
I enjoyed his warm body heat
I then rang his bell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 20-May-21 11:11:21

The crossbar made me a good seat
I enjoyed his warm body heat
I then rang his bell
But oops! We both fell

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crazyH Thu 20-May-21 13:31:29

The crossbar made me a good seat
I enjoyed his warm body heat
I then rang his bell
But oops! We both fell
Getting back on was quite a feat

He pedalled on for quite a while

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Mollygo Thu 20-May-21 14:12:08

He pedalled on for quite a while
He toiled, I enjoyed every mile.

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crazyH Thu 20-May-21 16:16:50

He pedalled on for quite a while
He toiled, I enjoyed every mile.
Halfway through he cried

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Jangran99 Thu 20-May-21 16:56:14

He pedalled on for quite a while
He toiled, I enjoyed every mile.
Halfway through he cried
It’s time that you tried

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Juliet27 Thu 20-May-21 17:02:49

He pedalled on for quite a while
He toiled, I enjoyed every mile.
Halfway through he cried
It’s time that you tried
To be a bit less immobile

There’s now high wind to add to gloom

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Mollygo Thu 20-May-21 17:11:51

He pedalled on for quite a while
He toiled, I enjoyed every mile
Half way through, he cried
It’s time that you tried
Okay, I replied with a smile.

But giants on crossbars won’t work

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Mollygo Thu 20-May-21 17:14:51

Sorry. Crossed posts.

There’s now high wind to add to gloom
But giants on crossbars? No room!

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crazyH Thu 20-May-21 18:06:14

There’s now high wind to add to gloom
But giants on crossbars? No room!
He jumped off en route

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Nell8 Thu 20-May-21 19:15:14

There's now high wind to add to the gloom
But giants on crossbars? No room!
He jumped off en route
Quite nimble of foot

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Hellogirl1 Thu 20-May-21 23:22:28

There`s now high wind to add to the gloom
But giants on crossbars? No room!
He jumped off en route
Quite nimble of foot
And said "now for some va va va voom!"

I said "I`m not that sort of girl"

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GoldenLady Thu 20-May-21 23:31:09

I said "I`m not that sort of girl"
And gave him a toss of my curl

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crazyH Fri 21-May-21 00:42:00

I said "I`m not that sort of girl"
And gave him a toss of my curl
My full Bardot pout

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Mollygo Fri 21-May-21 06:28:51

I said, “ I’m not that sort of girl”
And gave him a toss of my curl
My full Bardot pout
Allured him, no doubt

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nanna8 Fri 21-May-21 08:26:18

I said, “I’m not that sort of a girl”
And gave him a toss of my curl
My full Bardot pout
Allured him,no doubt
With a very seductive twirl!

I’m told all that glitters’s not gold

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crazyH Fri 21-May-21 12:24:35

I’m told all that glitters’s not gold
That smiles can hide a heart that’s cold

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 21-May-21 12:51:28

I'm told all that glitter's not gold
That smiles can hide a heart that's cold
Young and beautiful

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Nell8 Fri 21-May-21 13:25:47

I'm told all that glitters's not gold
That smiles can hide a heart that's cold
Young and beautiful
Could mask hard and cool

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GoldenLady Fri 21-May-21 13:58:06

I'm told all that glitters's not gold
That smiles can hide a heart that's cold
Young and beautiful
Could mask hard and cool
I should have believe what was told.

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GoldenLady Fri 21-May-21 14:02:26

Of cellphones I truly am weary

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