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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Jangran99 Sun 23-May-21 15:34:16

I've ordered some new stuff on line
Posh gear to get me looking fine
It just takes one click

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crazyH Sun 23-May-21 17:01:30

I've ordered some new stuff on line
Posh gear to get me looking fine
It just takes one click
I can have my pick

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Mollygo Sun 23-May-21 17:10:37

I’ve ordered some new stuff online,
Posh gear to get me looking fine.
It just takes one click
I can have my pick
The next day it all will be mine.

Some ‘haute couture’ spandex to start

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 23-May-21 17:12:07

Some 'haute couture' spandex to start
Will suck me in - I'll look the part

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crazyH Sun 23-May-21 17:27:26

Some 'haute couture' spandex to start
Will suck me in - I'll look the part
Where does the blubber go ?

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Jangran99 Sun 23-May-21 18:40:47

Some 'haute couture' spandex to start
Will suck me in - I'll look the part
Where does blubber go ?
I'm sure I don't know

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crazyH Sun 23-May-21 20:43:37

Some 'haute couture' spandex to start
Will suck me in - I'll look the part
Where does blubber go ?
I'm sure I don't know
Tell me it’s not gone to my heart

The thought fills me with great disgust

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FarNorth Sun 23-May-21 21:02:15

The thought fills me with great disgust
What advice d'you think I should trust?

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Mollygo Sun 23-May-21 21:17:28

The thought fills me with great disgust
What advice d’you think I should trust?
The latest food fad

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crazyH Sun 23-May-21 22:44:06

The thought fills me with great disgust
What advice d’you think I should trust?
The latest food fad
Remember Dr At ?

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FarNorth Mon 24-May-21 00:32:55

The thought fills me with great disgust
What advice d’you think I should trust?
The latest food fad
Remember Doc At ?
Exercise is an absolute must.

At tap dancing, I have a blast

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Juliet27 Mon 24-May-21 08:58:08

At tap dancing, I have a blast
But the music went far too fast

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henetha Mon 24-May-21 10:24:16

At tap dancing, I have a blast
But the music went far too fast
I fell off the stage

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Jangran99 Mon 24-May-21 11:28:46

At tap dancing, I have a blast
But the music went far too fast
I fell off the stage
And 'cos of my age

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crazyH Mon 24-May-21 11:54:36

At tap dancing, I have a blast
But the music went far too fast
I fell off the stage
And 'cos of my age
For months I was in a cast

The technician, he had a squint

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GoldenLady Mon 24-May-21 14:19:13

The technician, he had a squint
And used language that no one would print

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Mollygo Mon 24-May-21 14:28:46

The technician he had a squint
And used language that no one would print
His voice was so loud

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Jangran99 Mon 24-May-21 16:04:21

The technician he had a squint
Used language that no one would print
His voice was so loud
It frightened the crowd

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-May-21 17:04:25

The technician he had a squint
Used language that no one would print
His voice was so loud
It frightened the crowd
Still, the matinee made a mint.

We thought we'd put on a thriller

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crazyH Mon 24-May-21 17:09:15

We thought we'd put on a thriller
Perhaps one by Arthur Miller

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GoldenLady Mon 24-May-21 20:47:58

We thought we'd put on a thriller
Perhaps one by Arthur Miller
But everyone laughed

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crazyH Mon 24-May-21 20:50:17

We thought we'd put on a thriller
Perhaps one by Arthur Miller
But everyone laughed
And some others scoffed

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Mollygo Mon 24-May-21 22:04:06

We thought we’d put on a thriller
Perhaps one by Arthur Miller
But everyone laughed
And some others scoffed
And some dressed as a gorilla.

I wish I’d had chance to see Hair

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crazyH Tue 25-May-21 00:05:03

I wish I’d had chance to see Hair
What was it about it or do I care!

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Jangran99 Tue 25-May-21 00:30:09

I wish I’d had chance to see Hair
What's it about or do I care!
It broke all taboos

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