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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Mollygo Fri 21-May-21 14:19:39

Of cell phones I truly am weary
Mine’s used read GN, dear(y)

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crazyH Fri 21-May-21 17:34:47

Of cell phones I truly am weary
Mine’s used read GN, dear(y)
Can’t do without one

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Hellogirl1 Fri 21-May-21 21:47:48

Of cell phones I truly am weary
Mine`s used read GN, dear(y)
Can`t do without one
Speak for yourself, son,

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crazyH Fri 21-May-21 22:20:41

Of cell phones I truly am weary
Mine`s used read GN, dear(y)
Can`t do without one
Speak for yourself, son,
Almost bought a new one, nearly..

My finances are decreasing

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FarNorth Fri 21-May-21 23:34:00

My finances are decreasing
So many bills, never ceasing

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Elrel Fri 21-May-21 23:41:56

My finances are decreasing
So many bills, never ceasing
I need more money

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GoldenLady Sat 22-May-21 00:05:57

My finances are decreasing
So many bills, never ceasing
I need more money
This isn't funny

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crazyH Sat 22-May-21 00:35:40

My finances are decreasing
So many bills, never ceasing
I need more money
This isn't funny
I’m thinking of 2 rooms, renting

I may as well take in lodgers

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FarNorth Sat 22-May-21 01:27:18

I may as well take in lodgers
Will they be young or old codgers?

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nanna8 Sat 22-May-21 01:30:19

I may as well take in lodgers
Will they be young or old codgers?
You never know what

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Mollygo Sat 22-May-21 09:13:59

I may as well take in lodgers
Will they be young, or old codgers?
You never know what
You’ll get, till you’ve got

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henetha Sat 22-May-21 09:51:28

I may as well take in lodgers
Will they be young, or old codgers?
You never know what
You’ll get, till you’ve got
Just hope they're not artful dodgers.

They might pick a pocket or two

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FarNorth Sat 22-May-21 12:23:08

They might pick a pocket or two
Or do some things I wouldn't do

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Mollygo Sat 22-May-21 13:19:15

They may pick a pocket or two
Or do something’s I wouldn’t do
Like streaking in town

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Nell8 Sat 22-May-21 14:49:42

They may pick a pocket or two
Or do some things I wouldn't do
Like streaking in town
Drunk on Newkie Brown

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GoldenLady Sat 22-May-21 15:22:55

They may pick a pocket or two
Or do some things I wouldn't do
Like streaking in town
Drunk on Newkie Brown
Or play on their didgeridoo.

But I still enjoy getting the rent,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-May-21 16:17:17

But I still enjoy getting the rent
That money feels like Heaven sent

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FarNorth Sat 22-May-21 19:20:33

But I still enjoy getting the rent
That money feels like Heaven sent
To pay leccie bills

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Mollygo Sat 22-May-21 19:43:39

But I still enjoy getting the rent
That money feels like Heaven sent
To pay leccie bills
And ward off the chills

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GoldenLady Sun 23-May-21 00:18:19

But I still enjoy getting the rent
That money feels like Heaven sent
To pay leccie bills
And ward off the chills
And my tenant's an elegant gent!

At last we have gotten to spring.

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Juliet27 Sun 23-May-21 07:00:24

At last we have gotten to spring.
With the good weather it should bring

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Ashcombe Sun 23-May-21 07:02:54

At last we have gotten to spring.
With the good weather it should bring
We are free to roam

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henetha Sun 23-May-21 11:44:56

t last we have gotten to spring.
With the good weather it should bring
We are free to roam
Or just stay at home

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Nell8 Sun 23-May-21 14:43:23

At last we have gotten to spring
With the good weather it should bring
We are free to roam
Or just stay at home
Birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding!

I've ordered some new stuff on line

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FarNorth Sun 23-May-21 14:47:15

I've ordered some new stuff on line
Posh gear to get me looking fine

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