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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Nov-21 23:02:51

But really,I quite like cows
Chewing the cud underneath boughs
Their large bulging eyes
Stare out in surprise

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crazyH Wed 03-Nov-21 11:14:08

But really,I quite like cows
Chewing the cud underneath boughs
Their large bulging eyes
Stare out in surprise
They frightened the poor old sows.

They snorted and trotted away

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Hellogirl1 Wed 03-Nov-21 21:31:30

They snorted and trotted away
Saying "That`s enough for today"

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Nov-21 06:35:48

They snorted and trotted away
Saying "That`s enough for today"
‘We’ve been in clover’

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crazyH Thu 04-Nov-21 14:16:08

They snorted and trotted away
Saying "That`s enough for today"
‘We’ve been in clover’
The party’s over

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Hellogirl1 Thu 04-Nov-21 21:32:16

They snorted and trotted away
Saying "That`s enough for today"
"We`ve been in clover"
The party`s over
We never intended to stay

There`s always a party being held

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Nov-21 07:52:17

There`s always a party being held
All are welcome my neighbour yelled

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henetha Fri 05-Nov-21 10:48:28

There`s always a party being held
All are welcome my neighbour yelled
Bring fireworks tonight

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Crocus5 Fri 05-Nov-21 11:14:15

There’s always a party being held
All are welcome my neighbour yelled
Bring fireworks tonight
Set the sky alight

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henetha Sun 07-Nov-21 12:16:07

There’s always a party being held
All are welcome my neighbour yelled
Bring fireworks tonight
Set the sky alight
And watch out if a tree is felled.

I cover my ears from the bangs

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Nov-21 16:55:35

I cover my ears from the bangs
And nose as smoke in the air hangs

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Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Nov-21 22:58:20

I cover my ears from the bangs
And nose as smoke in the air hangs
I`m glad it`s over

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henetha Mon 08-Nov-21 10:30:42

I cover my ears from the bangs
And nose as smoke in the air hangs
I`m glad it`s over
So is my Rover

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Nov-21 15:49:37

I cover my ears from the bangs
And nose as smoke in the air hangs
I'm glad it's over
So is my Rover
Until next year's bashes and clangs.

It's said classical music calms

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crazyH Wed 10-Nov-21 20:49:23

It's said classical music calms
But I prefer to read the Psalms

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Nov-21 22:00:35

It`s said classical music calms
But I prefer to read the psalms
I feel so rested

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crazyH Wed 10-Nov-21 23:20:07

It`s said classical music calms
But I prefer to read the psalms
I feel so rested
I’m not being tested

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Nov-21 06:34:21

It`s said classical music calms
But I prefer to read the psalms
I feel so rested
I’m not being tested
And feel released from all my qualms

A country vicar from Cornwall

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henetha Thu 11-Nov-21 12:11:20

A country vicar from Cornwall
Dressed as a tart for a posh ball

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Nov-21 15:52:49

A country vicar from Cornwall
Dressed as a tart for a posh ball
Raised cash for the church

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Hellogirl1 Thu 11-Nov-21 21:58:38

A country vicar from Cornwall
Dressed as a tart for a posh ball
Raised cash for the church
Swinging on a perch

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Juliet27 Fri 12-Nov-21 08:30:10

A country vicar from Cornwall
Dressed as a tart for a posh ball
Raised cash for the church
Swinging on a perch
They placed bets on when he would fall.

Funds needed now for a new roof!

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henetha Fri 12-Nov-21 11:04:12

Funds needed now for a new roof!
Also new vicar, - he's uncouth,

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Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Nov-21 23:48:29

Funds needed now for a new roof!
Also new vicar,-he`s uncouth,
Hr really tried hard

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Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Nov-21 23:48:41

He

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