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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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crazyH Fri 09-Sept-22 12:47:07

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb

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Crocus5 Sun 11-Sept-22 09:46:55

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb
I’ll get the cloth out

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henetha Sun 11-Sept-22 10:11:10

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb
I’ll get the cloth out
And swish it about

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GoldenLady Mon 12-Sept-22 14:02:20

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb
I’ll get the cloth out
And swish it about
And in some new dush will come.

Mama bear has a cute baby cub

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GoldenLady Mon 12-Sept-22 14:02:47

Dust, not dush.

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Sandy73 Mon 12-Sept-22 14:14:12

Mama bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear’s off to the pub

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Jane71 Mon 12-Sept-22 16:58:20

Mama bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear’s off to the pub
He's quietly sleeping

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Sept-22 16:36:33

Mama Bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear's off to the pub
He's quietly sleeping
Eyes closed, no peeping

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Sept-22 07:39:22

Mama Bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear's off to the pub
He's quietly sleeping
Eyes closed, no peeping
We don’t want him to start to blub

I’d like to have had a sister

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crazyH Wed 14-Sept-22 09:01:07

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Sept-22 15:20:01

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister
But I am an "only,"

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crazyH Wed 14-Sept-22 22:28:27

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister
But I am an "only,"
Really quite comely

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Sept-22 07:01:29

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister
But I am an "only,"
Really quite comely
And I don’t need a resister

King Charles support is good to see

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GoldenLady Mon 19-Sept-22 14:22:16

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he!

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NanKate Mon 19-Sept-22 22:22:30

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he!
The spaniels are gorgeous

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Juliet27 Tue 20-Sept-22 06:29:14

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he!
The spaniels are gorgeous
Hope he can forge us

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Sept-22 12:37:05

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he
The spaniels are gorgeous
Hope he can forge us
And start a new family tree.

Tom bought a new mobile phone

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Sept-22 14:09:44

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan

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NanKate Sun 25-Sept-22 07:21:19

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan
His grandson will sort it

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Sept-22 08:07:29

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan
His grandson will sort it
He’s glad he bought it

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henetha Sun 25-Sept-22 10:59:42

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan
His grandson will sort it
He’s glad he bought it
And can now use it on his own.

He's now on Facebook and Twitter

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GoldenLady Sun 25-Sept-22 15:28:45

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 27-Sept-22 16:57:42

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter
He goes down the pub

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Bellanonna Tue 27-Sept-22 19:38:09

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter
He goes down the pub
Seeking pub grub

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crazyH Tue 27-Sept-22 19:47:42

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter
He goes down the pub
Seeking pub grub
Leaves kids with the babysitter.

Olive, she’s not very pretty

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