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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Bellanonna Mon 20-Jun-22 09:20:03

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed
With coats of yellow
I’ll call out “hello”

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 09:22:08

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed
With coats of yellow
I’ll call out “hello”
They’ll come quacking to quell their greed

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️

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Bellanonna Mon 20-Jun-22 09:24:13

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper

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henetha Mon 20-Jun-22 10:08:19

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper,
And what about lunch?

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 10:20:20

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper,
And what about lunch?
Me? I’ll have brunch

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NanKate Tue 21-Jun-22 09:11:21

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper,
And what about lunch?
Me? I’ll have brunch
Then I have to pop into the butcher.

My sunflowers are all of a glow ?

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Crocus5 Tue 21-Jun-22 09:19:49

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show

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henetha Tue 21-Jun-22 10:29:50

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show
They're cheerful and bright

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Bellanonna Tue 21-Jun-22 21:00:30

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show
They're cheerful and bright
They’ve reached quite a height

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crazyH Tue 21-Jun-22 21:32:40

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show
They're cheerful and bright
They’ve reached quite a height
Neighbour has now become my foe

I see her skulking by the wall

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NanKate Tue 21-Jun-22 21:50:50

I see her skulking by the wall
She’s heading for a mighty fall

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henetha Wed 22-Jun-22 12:57:04

I see her skulking by the wall
She’s heading for a mighty fall
I hid her ladder

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Jun-22 17:46:54

I see her skulking by the wall
She’s heading for a mighty fall
I hid her ladder
Could she be madder?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Jun-22 19:26:42

I see her skulking by the wall
She's heading for a mighty fall
I hid her ladder
Could she be madder?
It's no surprise she's got the gall.

With secateurs she planned to snip

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crazyH Wed 22-Jun-22 21:37:21

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip

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NanKate Wed 22-Jun-22 22:14:19

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip
I ambushed her

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henetha Fri 24-Jun-22 10:08:33

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip
I ambushed her
And then I pushed her

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jun-22 18:20:09

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip
I ambushed her
And then I pushed her
‘Twas such a satisfying trip

The sort of trip our leader needs

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Bellanonna Sat 25-Jun-22 21:39:38

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Jun-22 09:57:26

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed
But it won't shine there!

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Jangran99 Sun 26-Jun-22 10:05:42

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed
But it won't shine there!
Whilst sat on a chair

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henetha Sun 26-Jun-22 11:10:38

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed
But it won't shine there!
Whilst sat on a chair,
How about windsurfing at speed?

I've tried it and kept falling off

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crazyH Sun 26-Jun-22 14:23:22

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Jun-22 16:42:09

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff
I caused a big splash

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Jangran99 Sun 26-Jun-22 17:25:53

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff
I caused a big splash
Sustained a red rash

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