July21 - limericks

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed
With coats of yellow
I’ll call out “hello”

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed
With coats of yellow
I’ll call out “hello”
They’ll come quacking to quell their greed

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper,
And what about lunch?

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper,
And what about lunch?
Me? I’ll have brunch

It’s time for my morning cuppa ☕️
While I plan for this evening’s supper,
And what about lunch?
Me? I’ll have brunch
Then I have to pop into the butcher.

My sunflowers are all of a glow ?

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show
They're cheerful and bright

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show
They're cheerful and bright
They’ve reached quite a height

My sunflowers are all of a glow?
They put on a really good show
They're cheerful and bright
They’ve reached quite a height
Neighbour has now become my foe

I see her skulking by the wall

I see her skulking by the wall
She’s heading for a mighty fall

I see her skulking by the wall
She’s heading for a mighty fall
I hid her ladder

I see her skulking by the wall
She’s heading for a mighty fall
I hid her ladder
Could she be madder?

I see her skulking by the wall
She's heading for a mighty fall
I hid her ladder
Could she be madder?
It's no surprise she's got the gall.

With secateurs she planned to snip

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip
I ambushed her

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip
I ambushed her
And then I pushed her

With secateurs she planned to snip
And take my beauties to the skip
I ambushed her
And then I pushed her
‘Twas such a satisfying trip

The sort of trip our leader needs

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed
But it won't shine there!

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed
But it won't shine there!
Whilst sat on a chair

The sort of trip our leader needs
Is one where sun is guaranteed
But it won't shine there!
Whilst sat on a chair,
How about windsurfing at speed?

I've tried it and kept falling off

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff
I caused a big splash

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff
I caused a big splash
Sustained a red rash