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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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henetha Thu 22-Jul-21 13:16:32

Just then a plane fell from the sky
I said they should not fly so high,
Just stay on the ground

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henetha Thu 22-Jul-21 13:21:06

Dear Lady, he asked, why so sad ?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish, she moaned
Nobody has phoned
And I'm missing my mum and dad.

So in Bombay I hope I can hide

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henetha Thu 22-Jul-21 13:21:45

Sorry! Got muddled. Ignore....

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crazyH Thu 22-Jul-21 13:40:41

So in Bombay I hope I can hide
I’m done asking friends for a ride

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 14:39:16

So in Bombay I hope I can hide
I’m done asking friends for a ride
To Bollywood I’ll go

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Jul-21 15:21:23

So in Bombay I hope I can hide
I'm done asking friends for a ride
To Bollywood I'll go
Take in a fab show

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 16:40:37

So in Bombay I hope I can hide
I’m done asking friends for a ride
To Bollywood I’ll go
Take in a fab show
And maybe come back with a bride.

But Shimla I wanted to see

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 10:38:12

But Shimla I wanted to see
From the heat and the dust I’d be free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Jul-21 09:06:31

But Shimla I wanted to see
From the heat and the dust I'd be free
I went on the train

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henetha Sun 25-Jul-21 11:16:50

But Shimla I wanted to see
From the heat and the dust I'd be free
I went on the train
And hoped it would rain

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 11:40:51

But Shimla I wanted to see
From the heat and the dust I’d be free
I went on the train
And hoped it would rain
Knowing a good view I’d see.

On the lawns they were out playing polo

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Hellogirl1 Sun 25-Jul-21 21:32:13

On the lawns they were out playing polo
But I ended up playing solo

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 21:49:28

On the lawns they were out playing polo
But I ended up playing solo
My horse galloped fast

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Grany Sun 25-Jul-21 22:27:41

On lawns they were out playing polo
I ended up playing solo
My horse galloped fast
I wasn't the last

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 23:08:40

On lawns they were out playing polo
I ended up playing solo
My horse galloped fast
I wasn’t the last
But there was only me there though !

I went to the club to get changed

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Ashcombe Mon 26-Jul-21 07:05:09

I went to the club to get changed
And met with my beau, as arranged.

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Infinity2 Mon 26-Jul-21 08:21:37

I went to the club to get changed
And met with my beau, as arranged
He made my heart flutter

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Ashcombe Mon 26-Jul-21 12:32:04

I went to the club to get changed
And met with my beau, as arranged
He made my heart flutter
Which caused me to stutter

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crazyH Mon 26-Jul-21 13:05:22

I went to the club to get changed
And met with my beau, as arranged
He made my heart flutter
Which caused me to stutter
So badly, he thought I was deranged

Might catch the train to Darjeeling

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Jul-21 13:13:31

Might catch the train to Darjeeling
That last date had left me reeling

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henetha Mon 26-Jul-21 14:21:46

Might catch the train to Darjeeling
That last date had left me reeling
I need some peace please

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crazyH Mon 26-Jul-21 14:24:07

Might catch the train to Darjeeling
That last date had left me reeling
I need some peace please
See a Maharishi

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Hellogirl1 Mon 26-Jul-21 21:07:33

Might catch the train to Darjeeling
That last date has left me reeling
I need some peace please
See a Maharishi
And perhaps learn to walk on the ceiling

The train tickets really are cheap

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jul-21 22:16:53

The train tickets really are cheap
But passengers are wedged in deep

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crazyH Wed 28-Jul-21 22:26:19

The train tickets really are cheap
But passengers are wedged in deep
They see me and think

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