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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

crazyH Thu 14-Jul-22 14:18:04

That wetsuit's a very tight fit
Will I ever get out of it
I'll just wear it all day
Or ask next door’s Ray

fairfraise Thu 14-Jul-22 20:03:09

That wetsuits a very tight fit
Will I ever get out of it
I'll just wear it all day
Or ask next door's Ray
I can imagine what he'll say.

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling

Grany Thu 14-Jul-22 20:32:03

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling

NanKate Fri 15-Jul-22 07:22:35

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling
He’ll hug me tight

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 15-Jul-22 08:35:11

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling
He'll hug me tight
We'll discuss my plight

Grany Fri 15-Jul-22 20:19:01

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling
He'll hug me tight
We'll discuss my plight
He would say my hair needs styling

Going to have a hair cut next week

fairfraise Fri 15-Jul-22 20:57:28

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek

Jangran99 Sat 16-Jul-22 01:00:48

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek
I'll have it dyed pink

Juliet27 Sat 16-Jul-22 09:32:18

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek
I'll have it dyed pink
So what do you think?

Jangran99 Sat 16-Jul-22 09:55:01

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek
I'll have it dyed pink
So what do you think?
Well, there's some would think me a freak

I care not of others opinions

Ashcombe Sat 16-Jul-22 09:57:44

I care not of others opinions
After all, they are only minions.

Bellanonna Sat 16-Jul-22 11:23:34

care not of others opinions
After all, they are only minions.
I do as I please

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Jul-22 17:31:34

I care not of others' opinions
After all, they are only minions
I do as I please
And live life with ease

Juliet27 Sun 17-Jul-22 04:39:20

I care not of others' opinions
After all, they are only minions
I do as I please
And live life with ease
Away from other’s dominions

If we lived by nature’s standards

fairfraise Sun 17-Jul-22 20:02:45

If we lived by nature's standards
We'd never have to wear lanyards

Juliet27 Mon 18-Jul-22 10:20:37

If we lived by nature's standards
We'd never have to wear lanyards
Accepted we’d be

henetha Mon 18-Jul-22 10:26:15

If we lived by nature's standards
We'd never have to wear lanyards
Accepted we’d be
And just running free

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Jul-22 12:25:42

If we lived by natures standards
We'd never have ti wear lanyards
Accepted we'd be
And just running free
Yes, flying high like the blackbirds.

Our politics are in turmoil

fairfraise Mon 18-Jul-22 12:57:38

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil

Juliet27 Mon 18-Jul-22 16:05:13

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil
Dependent we are

crazyH Mon 18-Jul-22 16:44:32

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil
Dependent we are
On the Gov’ment Tzar

fairfraise Mon 18-Jul-22 18:19:16

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil
Dependent we are
On the Gov'ment Tzar
He's predicting a run on tinfoil!

But what will we do with that stuff

Beautful Tue 19-Jul-22 18:57:40

But what will we do with that stuff
Including that beautiful red & white muff

Juliet27 Wed 20-Jul-22 04:17:17

But what will we do with that stuff
To dispose of it will be tough

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jul-22 09:30:41

but what will we do with that stuff
To dispose of it will be tough
I love my knick-knacks

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