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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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crazyH Thu 14-Jul-22 14:18:04

That wetsuit's a very tight fit
Will I ever get out of it
I'll just wear it all day
Or ask next door’s Ray

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fairfraise Thu 14-Jul-22 20:03:09

That wetsuits a very tight fit
Will I ever get out of it
I'll just wear it all day
Or ask next door's Ray
I can imagine what he'll say.

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling

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Grany Thu 14-Jul-22 20:32:03

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling

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NanKate Fri 15-Jul-22 07:22:35

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling
He’ll hug me tight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 15-Jul-22 08:35:11

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling
He'll hug me tight
We'll discuss my plight

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Grany Fri 15-Jul-22 20:19:01

He'll raise his eyebrows while smiling
Because I look so beguiling
He'll hug me tight
We'll discuss my plight
He would say my hair needs styling

Going to have a hair cut next week

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fairfraise Fri 15-Jul-22 20:57:28

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Jul-22 01:00:48

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek
I'll have it dyed pink

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Jul-22 09:32:18

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek
I'll have it dyed pink
So what do you think?

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Jul-22 09:55:01

Going to have a hair cut next week
I want it all bouncy but sleek
I'll have it dyed pink
So what do you think?
Well, there's some would think me a freak

I care not of others opinions

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Ashcombe Sat 16-Jul-22 09:57:44

I care not of others opinions
After all, they are only minions.

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Bellanonna Sat 16-Jul-22 11:23:34

care not of others opinions
After all, they are only minions.
I do as I please

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Jul-22 17:31:34

I care not of others' opinions
After all, they are only minions
I do as I please
And live life with ease

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Jul-22 04:39:20

I care not of others' opinions
After all, they are only minions
I do as I please
And live life with ease
Away from other’s dominions

If we lived by nature’s standards

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fairfraise Sun 17-Jul-22 20:02:45

If we lived by nature's standards
We'd never have to wear lanyards

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Jul-22 10:20:37

If we lived by nature's standards
We'd never have to wear lanyards
Accepted we’d be

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henetha Mon 18-Jul-22 10:26:15

If we lived by nature's standards
We'd never have to wear lanyards
Accepted we’d be
And just running free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Jul-22 12:25:42

If we lived by natures standards
We'd never have ti wear lanyards
Accepted we'd be
And just running free
Yes, flying high like the blackbirds.

Our politics are in turmoil

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fairfraise Mon 18-Jul-22 12:57:38

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Jul-22 16:05:13

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil
Dependent we are

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crazyH Mon 18-Jul-22 16:44:32

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil
Dependent we are
On the Gov’ment Tzar

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fairfraise Mon 18-Jul-22 18:19:16

Our politics are in turmoil
One key issue is future of oil
Dependent we are
On the Gov'ment Tzar
He's predicting a run on tinfoil!

But what will we do with that stuff

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Beautful Tue 19-Jul-22 18:57:40

But what will we do with that stuff
Including that beautiful red & white muff

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jul-22 04:17:17

But what will we do with that stuff
To dispose of it will be tough

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jul-22 09:30:41

but what will we do with that stuff
To dispose of it will be tough
I love my knick-knacks

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