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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

Mollygo Sat 02-Oct-21 16:46:46

No life’s not all skittles and beer
A cup of hot tea provides cheer

Hellogirl1 Sat 02-Oct-21 23:56:18

No life`s not all skittles and beer
A cup of hot tea provides cheer
A beer can be pleasant

nanna8 Sun 03-Oct-21 03:33:20

No life’s not all skittles and beer
A cup of hot tea provides cheer
A beer can be pleasant
Supped like a peasant

Mollygo Sun 03-Oct-21 07:34:30

No, life’s not all skittles and beer
A cup of hot tea provides cheer
A beer can be pleasant
Supped like a peasant
Too many of those will prove dear.

This week we shall visit the lakes

Juliet27 Sun 03-Oct-21 09:00:31

This week we shall visit the lakes
Our best pastime when we have breaks

henetha Sun 03-Oct-21 10:45:30

This week we shall visit the lakes
Our best pastime when we have breaks
We'll climb Scafell Pike

Juliet27 Sun 03-Oct-21 21:16:10

This week we shall visit the lakes
Our best pastime when we have breaks
We'll climb Scafell Pike
‘T’will be a long hike

crazyH Sun 03-Oct-21 21:27:10

This week we shall visit the lakes
Our best pastime when we have breaks
We'll climb Scafell Pike
‘T’will be a long hike
We’ll stop for hot tea and Welsh cakes

My anxiety levels are high

Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Oct-21 22:32:41

My anxiety levels are high
They seem to reach up to the sky

GoldenLady Sun 03-Oct-21 23:03:10

My anxiety levels are high
They seem to reach up to the sky
Time to take a deep breath

Juliet27 Mon 04-Oct-21 07:00:58

My anxiety levels are high
They seem to reach up to the sky
Time to take a deep breath
Don’t worry to death

crazyH Mon 04-Oct-21 10:27:36

My anxiety levels are high
They seem to reach up to the sky
Time to take a deep breath
Don’t worry to death
If not, life will just pass you by.

A one-legged postman from Poole

henetha Mon 04-Oct-21 10:41:45

A one-legged postman from Poole
Went horse-riding on an old mule

Hellogirl1 Mon 04-Oct-21 21:04:53

A one- legged postman from Poole
Went horse-riding on an old mule
The mule gave a kick

henetha Tue 05-Oct-21 10:49:35

A one- legged postman from Poole
Went horse-riding on an old mule
The mule gave a kick
Which made him feel sick

GoldenLady Tue 05-Oct-21 15:07:42

A one- legged postman from Poole
Went horse-riding on an old mule
The mule gave a kick
Which made him feel sick
So he hopped away, feeling a fool.

Out the window I see lots of fog

Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 16:28:06

Out the window I can see fog
I need to be walking the dog

crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 22:06:09

Out the window I can see fog
I need to be walking the dog
But he doesn’t budge

Hellogirl1 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:19:25

Out the window I can see fog
I need to be walking the dog
But he doesn`t budge
Despite my sharp nudge

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Oct-21 09:02:26

Out the window I can see the fog
I need to be walking the dog
But he doesn't budge
Despite my sharp nudge
As the sofa he loves to hog.

Hurrah! Now the sun has come out

henetha Wed 06-Oct-21 11:11:53

Hurrah! Now the sun has come out
"Come on then" to the dog I shout

GoldenLady Wed 06-Oct-21 14:31:00

Hurrah! Now the sun has come out
"Come on then" to the dog I shout
But he just goes on snoring

crazyH Wed 06-Oct-21 16:22:20

Hurrah! Now the sun has come out
"Come on then" to the dog I shout
But he just goes on snoring,
Am I that boring?

Juliet27 Thu 07-Oct-21 18:25:57

Hurrah! Now the sun has come out
"Come on then" to the dog I shout
But he just goes on snoring,
Am I that boring?
I did see a twitch of his snout

I know I spoil my dog rotten

crazyH Thu 07-Oct-21 19:56:53

I know I spoil my dog rotten
Bought him a jacket, pure cotton

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