Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

My algebra I never used
On its strange formulae I mused
A sheer waste of time!

My algebra I never used
On it`s strange formulae I mused
A sheer waste of time!
Was not worth a dime

My algebra I never used
On it`s strange formulae I mused
A sheer waste of time!
Was not worth a dime
It made me feel really confused.

How can I afford a heat pump?

How can I afford a heat pump?
I don't have money, in a lump

How can I afford a heat pump?
I don 't have money, in a lump
Could there be a grant?

How can I afford a heat pump?
I don 't have money, in a lump
Could there be a grant?
Don’t mind second hand

How can I afford a heat pump?
I don’t have money, in a lump
Could there be a grant?
Don’t mind second hand
Maybe I’ll find one at the dump

It’s nice to be cosy and warm

It’s nice to be cosy and warm
But soon that might not be the norm

It`s nice to be cosy and warm
But soon that might not be the norm
Winter nights will draw in

It’s nice to be cosy and warm
But soon that might not be the norm
Winter nights will draw in
With fuel costs a sin

It’s nice to be cosy and warm
But soon that might not be the norm
Winter nights will draw in
With fuel costs a sin
Think I’ll share a blanket with Tom

He’s quite fussy, I know he is

He’s quite fussy, I know he is
Especially if he's in a tizz

He’s quite fussy, I know he is
Especially if he’s in a tizz
He twists to and fro

He's quite fussy, I know he is
Especially if he's in a tizz
He twists to and fro
That blanket he'll throw

He's quite fussy, I know he is
Especially if he's in a tizz
He twists to and fro
That blanket he'll throw
And then he bellows “who did this?”

Watched a magic carpet fly by

Watched a magic carpet fly by
It so made me wish I could fly

Watched a magic carpet fly by
It so made me wish I could fly
Far across oceans

Watched a magic carpet fly by
It so made me wish I could fly
Far across oceans
No pills, no potions

Watched a magic carpet fly by
It made me so wish I could fly
Far across oceans
No pill, no potions
Just floating along in the sky

I’d like to fly an aeroplane

I’d like to fly an aeroplane
The cockpit view, no one can feign

I’d like to fly an aeroplane
The cockpit view, no one can feign
But what if I crash?

I’d like to fly an aeroplane
The cockpit view, no one can feign
But what if I crash?
I’ll make a quick dash

I’d like to fly an aeroplane
The cockpit view, no one can feign
But what if I crash?
I’ll make a quick dash
To hospital, due to the pain.

Have you bought your fireworks just yet?

Have you bought your fireworks just yet?
No, as the dog would be upset

Have you bought your fireworks just yet?
No, as the dog would be upset
I hate the loud noise