Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

Three cheers for my freedom at last
Will nail my colours to the mast
Can do what I like
Go for a long hike

Three cheers for my freedom at last
Will nail my colours to the mast
Can do what I like
Go for a long hike
And all my work problems are past!

My uncle's a bagpipe fanatic

My uncle's a bagpipe fanatic
But sounds more like a pneumatic

Uncle's a bagpipe fanatic
But sounds more like a pneumatic
Fingers the chanter

Uncle`s a bagpipe fanatic
But sounds more like a pneumatic
Fingers the chanter
Ignores the banter

Uncle’s a bagpipe fanatic
But sounds more like a pneumatic
Fingers the chanter
Ignores the banter
Peace descends when he is static.

If only he’d chosen the flute

If only he’d chosen the flute
He could proudly sit and toot-toot

If only he’d chosen the flute
He could proudly sit and toot-toot
No energy used

If only he’d chosen the flute
He could proudly sit and toot-toot
No energy used
But we all are amused

If only he'd chosen the flute
He could proudly sit and toot-toot
No energy used
But we are all amused
Yet sometimes we'd prefer him to mute.

Tom's creative in other ways

Tom`s creative in other ways
His hobbies all fill up his days

Tom`s creative in other ways
His hobbies all fill up his days
He whittles away

Tom is creative in other ways
His hobbies fill up his days
He whittles away
Makes love-spoons today

Tom is creative in other ways
His hobbies fill up his days
He whittles away
Makes love-spoons today
But he needs a job that well pays

He's a wife and five kids to keep

The rain has begun, we've lost the sun -

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He's a wife and five kids to keep
Something that, good rewards he’ll reap

He's a wife and five kids to keep
Something that, good rewards he’ll reap
But his music career

He's a wife and five kids to keep
Something that, good rewards he’ll reap
But his music career
Just pays for his beer

He's a wife and five kids to keep
Something that, good rewards he’ll reap
But his music career
Just pays for his beer
Poor guy, pockets are not that deep

Change of career, he must make

Change of career, he must make
Perhaps some exams he should take

Change of career, he must make
Perhaps some exams he should take
High school diploma?

Change of career, he must make
Perhaps some exams he should take
High school diploma?
In Barcelona?

Change of career, he must make
Perhaps some exams he should take
High school diploma?
In Barcelona?
But just make sure it’s not a fake!

My algebra I never used

My algebra I never used
On its strange formulae I mused