Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

I could watch a robin all day
Or spy on pied wagtails at play

I could watch a robin all day
Or spy on pied wagtails at play
And to hear them sing

I could watch a robin all day
Or spy on pied wagtails at play
And to hear them sing
Especially in Spring

I could watch a robin all day
Or spy on pied wagtails at play
And to hear them sing
Especially in Spring
Is something for which I would pay

Here there are possums and parrots

Here there are possums and parrots
And kangaroos can eat carrots

Here there are possums and parrots
And kangaroos can eat carrots
Koalas are cute

Here there are possums and parrots
And kangaroos can eat carrots
Koalas are cute
A platypus mute?

Here there are possums and parrots
And kangaroos can eat carrots
Koalas are cute
A platypus mute?
And alligators love maggots.

And pelicans walk on the beach

And pelicans walk on the beach
"It's much too hot here!" they will screech.

And pelicans walk on the beach
"It`s much too hot here!" they will screech.
"It`s better at sea"

And pelicans walk on the beach
"It`s much too hot here!" they will screech.
"It`s better at sea"
There's more fish for tea

And pelicans walk on the beach
"It`s much too hot here!" they will screech.
"It`s better at sea"
There's more fish for tea
And they're more often easy to reach!

So you think birds are able to talk?

So you think birds are able to talk?
Also eat with a knife and fork?

So you think birds are able to talk?
Also eat with a knife and fork?
They communicate

So you think birds are able to talk?
Also eat with a knife and fork?
They communicate
And retaliate

So you think birds are able to talk?
Also eat with a knife and fork?
They communicate
While perched on a gate

I'll go with Crazy ..

So you think birds are able to talk?
Also eat with a knife and fork?
They communicate
And retaliate
By pooping on us while we walk.

But I still think they're the bees knees

But I still think they're the beses knees
Even if my sandwich they seize

But I still think they're the beses knees
Even if my sandwich they seize
They fly and they swoop

But I still think they're the beses knees
Even if my sandwich they seize
They fly and they swoop
And on me they poop

But I still think they're the beses knees
Even if my sandwich they seize
They fly and they swoop
And on me they poop
One wash, and it comes out with ease.

Where shall I go? What shall I do ?

Where shall I go? What shall I do?
I only want to be with you

Where shall I go? What shall I do?
I only want to be with you
Now that reminds me!

Where shall I go? What shall I do?
I only want to be with you
Now that reminds me!
I just want to see

Where shall I go? What shall I do?
I only want to be with you
Now that reminds me!
I just want to see
If my dreams will ever come true!

Now, Sebastian is really most strange