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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Nov-21 20:24:26

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who’ll see me as more than a gran

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henetha Sat 27-Nov-21 15:35:04

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who’ll see me as more than a gran
I'll undo my shirt

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 27-Nov-21 16:10:20

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who'll see me as more than a gran
I'll undo my shirt
And still quite alert

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Nov-21 17:50:19

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who'll see me as more than a gran
I'll undo my shirt
And still quite alert
He’s now lost his attention span.

The storm has blown away my fence

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crazyH Sat 27-Nov-21 20:15:06

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, ‘twill cost a lot, hence

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Hellogirl1 Sat 27-Nov-21 23:28:42

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, `twill cost a lot, hence
I`m going open plan

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crazyH Sun 28-Nov-21 00:20:17

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, `twill cost a lot, hence
I`m going open plan
So I can see Dan

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Nov-21 08:42:57

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, `twill cost a lot, hence
I`m going open plan
So I can see Dan
As long as he won’t take offence.

When I first started at my school

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crazyH Sun 28-Nov-21 10:07:56

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Nov-21 12:43:54

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule
I wrote on a slate

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Nov-21 22:56:45

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule
I wrote on a slate
And never was late

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henetha Mon 29-Nov-21 11:11:27

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule
I wrote on a slate
And never was late
Which now would be seen as uncool.

I'd be bullied online, no doubt

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Ashcombe Mon 29-Nov-21 12:01:38

I'd be bullied online, no doubt,
And dare not respond with a clout.

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-Nov-21 13:39:07

I'd be bullied online, no doubt
And dare not respond with a clout
It's a wicked world

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Nov-21 14:37:41

I'd be bullied online, no doubt
And dare not respond with a clout
It's a wicked world
Where insults are hurled

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Hellogirl1 Mon 29-Nov-21 21:57:31

I`d be bullied online, no doubt
And dare not respond with a clout
It`s a wicked world
Where insults are hurled
By brash inconsiderate louts

The internet should be policed

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henetha Wed 01-Dec-21 11:42:39

The internet should be policed,
Or controlled somehow, at the least

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Dec-21 16:22:54

The internet should be policed,
Or controlled somehow, at the least
But that can't be done

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Hellogirl1 Wed 01-Dec-21 22:40:29

The internet should be policed
Or controlled somehow, at the least
But that can`t be done
T`would spoil all their fun

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henetha Thu 02-Dec-21 11:40:35

The internet should be policed
Or controlled somehow, at the least
But that can`t be done
T`would spoil all their fun
I hope they're ate by hairy beasts.

Does Santa do shopping on line?

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henetha Thu 02-Dec-21 11:41:06

Does Santa do shopping online?

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crazyH Thu 02-Dec-21 13:08:02

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Dec-21 15:15:32

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
His long white beard

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Ashcombe Thu 02-Dec-21 21:50:41

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
With his long white beard
He looked slightly weird

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Ashcombe Thu 02-Dec-21 21:50:52

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
With his long white beard
He looked slightly weird

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