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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Dec-21 22:08:10

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
With his long white beard
He looked slightly weird
Especially when queuing in line

He left Rudolf out in the car park

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Dec-21 23:24:27

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Dec-21 13:16:37

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark
Tied by the trollies

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Hellogirl1 Fri 03-Dec-21 21:44:54

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark
Tied by the trollies
Next to two collies

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henetha Sat 04-Dec-21 10:33:50

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark
Tied by the trollies
Next to two collies
He ran when they started to bark.

Last seen on the M25

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Dec-21 12:07:43

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live

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Crocus5 Sat 04-Dec-21 14:52:44

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live
Causing cars to swerve

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Dec-21 16:11:08

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live
Causing cars to swerve
You'd need a strong nerve

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Dec-21 16:40:32

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live
Causing cars to swerve
You'd need a strong nerve
To try to continue to drive!

With Santa he finally connected

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Dec-21 17:08:12

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected

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henetha Sun 05-Dec-21 12:41:32

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected
Santa was so cross

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crazyH Sun 05-Dec-21 13:44:23

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected
Santa was so cross
Didn't care a toss

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Dec-21 21:44:52

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected
Santa was so cross
Didn't care a toss
When Rudolph was rudely inspected.

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!

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crazyH Sun 05-Dec-21 23:15:43

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Dec-21 13:14:32

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested
"You cannot do this!"

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crazyH Mon 06-Dec-21 13:24:07

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested
"You cannot do this!"
"Kids, they will all miss...

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Dec-21 16:42:59

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested
"You cannot do this!"
"Kids, they will all miss
The junk that we bring," they suggested.

They finally got out on bail

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Ashcombe Mon 06-Dec-21 20:37:01

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolph's red nose didn't fail.

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crazyH Mon 06-Dec-21 21:25:21

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolph's red nose didn't fail.
Got on with their jobs

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Hellogirl1 Mon 06-Dec-21 22:11:46

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolf`s red nose didn`t fail.
Got on with their jobs
No more childrens sobs

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Dec-21 16:10:29

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolf`s red nose didn`t fail.
Got on with their jobs
No more childrens sobs
And that is the end of our tale.

The air has a Christmasy frost

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Hellogirl1 Tue 07-Dec-21 21:28:42

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Dec-21 21:37:12

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost
Should have bought that warm coat!

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Dec-21 07:15:31

changed your line slightly GL to fit 88558

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost
Wish I’d a warm coat
Wrapped up to my throat

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henetha Wed 08-Dec-21 10:32:03

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost
Wish I’d a warm coat
Wrapped up to my throat
But sadly my coat has been lost.

It fell overboard from a boat

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