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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Dec-21 12:11:50

It fell overboard from a boat
And, so heavy it did not float

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Juliet27 Thu 09-Dec-21 05:58:11

It fell overboard from a boat
And, so heavy it did not float
It’s on the sea bed

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Dec-21 16:00:21

It fell overboard from a boat
And, so heavy it did not float
It’s on the sea bed
Like a big lump of lead

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Dec-21 03:14:07

It fell overboard from a boat
And, so heavy it did not float
It’s on the sea bed
Like a lump of lead
The end to my favourite coat

Has Boris now become a fool

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henetha Sat 11-Dec-21 11:22:41

Has Boris now become a fool
So shall we send him back to school?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Dec-21 13:29:20

Has Boris now become a fool
So shall we send him back to school?
That's Eton, you know

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Dec-21 17:51:30

Has Boris now become a fool
So shall we send him back to school?
That's Eton, you know
Turned out a yobbo?

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henetha Sun 12-Dec-21 12:00:16

Has Boris now become a fool
So shall we send him back to school?
That's Eton, you know
Turned out a yobbo?
But over Eton Mess he'll drool.

That's strawberries, meringue and cream

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Crocus5 Sun 12-Dec-21 13:01:34

That’s strawberries, meringue and cream
And it is an absolute dream

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 12-Dec-21 15:45:24

That's strawberries, meringue and cream
And it is an absolute dream
My favourite dessert

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henetha Mon 13-Dec-21 10:52:54

That's strawberries, meringue and cream
And it is an absolute dream
My favourite dessert
Makes me feel alert

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Hellogirl1 Mon 13-Dec-21 20:49:04

That`s strawberries, meringue and cream
And it is an absolute dream
My favourite dessert
Makes me feel alert
And brings my face out in a beam.

I know that it piles on the pounds

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henetha Tue 14-Dec-21 10:45:52

I know that it piles on the pounds
And makes me do flatulent sounds

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Crocus5 Tue 14-Dec-21 12:51:43

I know that it piles on the pounds
And makes me do flatulent sounds
But it’s so yummy

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Dec-21 16:38:44

I know that it piles on the pounds
And makes me do flatulent sounds
But it’s so yummy
As it sits in my tummy

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Hellogirl1 Tue 14-Dec-21 21:20:09

I know that it piles on the pounds
And makes me do flatulent sounds
But it`s so yummy
As it sits in my tummy
My true happiness knows no bounds

We`re not having turkey this year

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Jangran99 Tue 14-Dec-21 22:12:01

We`re not having turkey this year
The table will be quite austere

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Crocus5 Wed 15-Dec-21 19:57:46

We’re not having turkey this year
The table will be quite austere
Just sausage and beans

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henetha Thu 16-Dec-21 14:06:44

We’re not having turkey this year
The table will be quite austere
Just sausage and beans
In t-shirts and jeans

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GoldenLady Thu 16-Dec-21 15:06:59

We’re not having turkey this year
The table will be quite austere
Just sausage and beans
In t-shirts and jeans
But plenty of laughter and cheer.

My mailbox is loaded with ads

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Dec-21 16:00:38

My mailbox is loaded with ads
All the latest fashions and fads

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Hellogirl1 Thu 16-Dec-21 23:02:39

My mailbox is loaded with ads
All the latest fashions and fads
Charity stuff too

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Dec-21 06:38:36

My mailbox is loaded with ads
All the latest fashions and fads
Charity stuff too
A rude pic or two

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Dec-21 18:53:57

My mailbox is loaded with ads
All the latest fashions and fads
Charity stuff too
A rude pic or two
I usually say, "Oh, ye gads!"

The Christmas pop songs have begun

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Dec-21 06:45:46

The Christmas pop songs have begun
And ‘Last Christmas’ will run and run

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