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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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Mollygo Thu 26-Aug-21 16:41:44

I need a man who is handy.
He doesn’t have to look dandy.
But if he can kneel

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 26-Aug-21 16:49:56

I need a man who is handy
He doesn't have to look dandy
But if he can kneel
Produce a good meal

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Hellogirl1 Thu 26-Aug-21 21:43:03

I need a man who is handy
He doesn`t have to look dandy
But if he can kneel
Produce a good meal
So what if his legs are bandy?

Appearances are deceptive

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Aug-21 22:29:14

Appearances are deceptive
I’ll learn to be more receptive

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Mollygo Fri 27-Aug-21 00:06:33

Appearances are deceptive
I’ll learn to be more receptive
What I see’s not true

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Aug-21 12:45:19

Appearances are deceptive
I'll learn to be more receptive
Between me and you

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crazyH Fri 27-Aug-21 12:50:43

Appearances are deceptive
I'll learn to be more receptive
Between me and you
He looks like Mr Magoo

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crazyH Fri 27-Aug-21 12:52:46

Appearances are deceptive
I'll learn to be more receptive
Between me and you
He’s Mr Magoo

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Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Aug-21 23:25:54

Appearances are deceptive
I`ll learn to be more receptive
Between me and you
He`s Mr Magoo
I will not be too selective

He has a good and kindly heart

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crazyH Sat 28-Aug-21 00:02:41

He has a good and kindly heart
Stays with his Nan, does his part

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henetha Sat 28-Aug-21 10:40:57

He has a good and kindly heart
Stays with his Nan, does his part,
Cooks dinner sometimes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 28-Aug-21 17:50:04

He has a good and kindly heart
Stays with his Nan, does his part
Cooks dinner sometimes
Creative with limes

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crazyH Sat 28-Aug-21 18:15:19

He has a good and kindly heart
Stays with his Nan, does his part
Cooks dinner sometimes
Creative with limes
Even does his own Bakewell tart

His. Nan is trying to find a bride

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Crocus5 Sat 28-Aug-21 18:28:09

Nan is trying to find a bride
Who will always be at his side

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crazyH Sat 28-Aug-21 23:01:43

Nan is trying to find a bride
Who will always be at his side
Who will cook and bake

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Hellogirl1 Sat 28-Aug-21 23:09:52

Nan is trying to find a bride
Who will always be at his side
Who will cook and bake
His most favourite cake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 29-Aug-21 09:55:36

Nan is trying to find a bride
Who will always be at his side
Who will cook and bake
His most favourite cake
And doesn't take him for a ride.

So an ad in the 'lonely hearts'

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henetha Sun 29-Aug-21 12:19:16

So an ad in the 'lonely hearts'
Had replies from nice girls and tarts,

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Crocus5 Sun 29-Aug-21 13:55:02

So an ad in the”lonely hearts”
Had replies from nice girls and tarts
Which sort would he choose?

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crazyH Sun 29-Aug-21 16:52:49

So an ad in the”lonely hearts”
Had replies from nice girls and tarts
Which sort would he choose?
Not the one who’s loose

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GoldenLady Sun 29-Aug-21 22:36:09

So an ad in the”lonely hearts”
Had replies from nice girls and tarts
Which sort would he choose?
Not the one who’s loose
Or the one who enjoys throwing darts.

The possible ladies are endless

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Mollygo Sun 29-Aug-21 23:31:49

The possible ladies are endless
The social type or the friendless

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Crocus5 Mon 30-Aug-21 08:18:54

The possible ladies are endless
The social type or the friendless
A very wide choice

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henetha Mon 30-Aug-21 10:18:00

The possible ladies are endless
The social type or the friendless
A very wide choice
Which one would he voice

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Aug-21 14:09:24

The possible ladies are endless
The social type or the friendless
A very wide choice
Which one would he voice
Vanessa, Matilda, or Jess?

He chose for a date, one by one

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