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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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GoldenLady Thu 19-Aug-21 18:17:48

The summer is nearing its end
Temperatures will start to descend
Ah yes, I can't wait!

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Aug-21 21:53:52

The summer is nearing it`s end
Temperatures will start to descend
Ah yes, I can`t wait
For heat to abate

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Aug-21 13:02:39

The summer is nearing its end
Temperatures will start to descend
Ah yes, I can't wait
For heat to abate
I'm 'glowing' - don't wish to offend.

The fan is working overtime

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GoldenLady Fri 20-Aug-21 13:30:01

The fan is working overtime
I dislike this tropical clime

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 17:11:12

The fan is working overtime
I dislike this tropical clime
I’m grimy, sweaty

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Hellogirl1 Fri 20-Aug-21 22:13:37

The fan is working overtime
I dislike this tropical clime
I`m grimy, sweaty
Lying on the jetty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Aug-21 12:12:57

The fan is working overtime
I dislike this tropical clime
I'm grimy, sweaty
Lying on the jetty
I feel so sticky, it's a crime.

Maybe soon my ship will come in

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henetha Sat 21-Aug-21 13:13:30

Maybe soon my ship will come in
With tonic water for my gin

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Aug-21 13:43:23

Maybe soon my ship will come in
With tonic water for my gin
Now it’s Suez free

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Mollygo Sat 21-Aug-21 18:34:47

Maybe soon my ship will come in
With tonic water for my gin
Now it’s Suez free
There’s some hope for me

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Grany Sat 21-Aug-21 20:39:22

Maybe soon my ship will come in
With tonic water for my gin
Now it’s Suez free
There’s some hope for me
All in all it's a win win win

What's on the box for films to view

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:08:23

What`s on the box for films to view
They have ton suit both me and you

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:08:53

to, not ton!

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Mollygo Sat 21-Aug-21 23:03:55

What’s on the box for films to view ?
They have to suit both me and you
P’raps Iron Man 3

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Aug-21 07:31:24

What’s on the box for films to view ?
They have to suit both me and you
P’raps Iron Man 3
Wouldn’t be for me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Aug-21 12:05:24

What's on the box for films to view?
They have to suit both me and you
P'raps Iron Man 3
Wouldn't be for me
I love a good romance or three.

A gritty crime drama may thrill

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crazyH Tue 24-Aug-21 12:10:53

A gritty crime drama may thrill
Or docu-soap will fit the bill

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Hellogirl1 Tue 24-Aug-21 20:31:14

A gritty crime drama may thrill
Or docu-soap may fit the bill
I quite like Vera

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Aug-21 21:37:47

A gritty crime drama may thrill
Or docu-soap may fit the bill
I quite like Vera
Wish plots were clearer

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crazyH Tue 24-Aug-21 22:01:31

A gritty crime drama may thrill
Or docu-soap may fit the bill
I quite like Vera
Wish plots were clearer
Gives my brain a much needed drill !

I’m so slow, it takes me an hour

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henetha Wed 25-Aug-21 10:52:41

I’m so slow, it takes me an hour
To clean the bath and the shower

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crazyH Wed 25-Aug-21 10:56:30

I’m so slow, it takes me an hour
To clean the bath and the shower
Can’t bend these old knees

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 11:45:18

I’m so slow, it takes me an hour
To clean the bath and the shower
Can’t bend these old knees
I need some help, please

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Aug-21 11:51:04

I'm so slow, it takes me an hour
To clean the bath and the shower
Can't bend these old knees
I need some help, please
I wish I had some more power.

I need a man who is handy

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 19:55:05

I need a man who is handy
He doesn’t have to look dandy

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