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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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nanna8 Wed 23-Feb-22 04:54:26

My diet starts when winter's past
I must admit I'm rather vast
But live life fully

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Feb-22 06:33:01

My diet starts when winter's past
I must admit I'm rather vast
But live life fully
Accept my belly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Feb-22 16:22:05

My diet starts when winter's past
I must admit I'm rather vast
But live life fully
Accept my belly
Yet when I look down I'm aghast.

It's ages since I saw my feet

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Feb-22 17:33:32

It's ages since I saw my feet
Unless I bend over and cheat

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Feb-22 21:35:09

It's ages since I saw my feet
Unless I bend over and cheat
But then my back aches

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crazyH Thu 24-Feb-22 21:59:30

It's ages since I saw my feet
Unless I bend over and cheat
But then my back aches
Ten attempts it takes

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henetha Fri 25-Feb-22 11:42:44

t's ages since I saw my feet
Unless I bend over and cheat
But then my back aches
Ten attempts it takes
I must eat lettuce, no more meat.

Do you like an avocado?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 25-Feb-22 14:13:36

Do you like an avocado?
It looks greasy to me, so no

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Jangran99 Fri 25-Feb-22 20:29:10

Do you like an avocado?
It looks greasy to me, so no
But guacamole

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henetha Sat 26-Feb-22 11:31:47

Do you like an avocado?
It looks greasy to me, so no
But guacamole
Is almost holy

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Feb-22 14:23:28

Do you like an avocado?
It looks greasy to me, so no
But guacamole
Is almost holy
I'll take a large order, to go.

My neighber keeps playing his horn

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Crocus5 Sat 26-Feb-22 14:46:42

My neighbour keeps playing his horn
Especially early in the morn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Feb-22 17:28:34

My neighbour keeps playing his horn
Especially early in the morn
He sounds a sharp blast

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Hellogirl1 Sat 26-Feb-22 21:37:46

My neighbour keeps playing his horn
Especially early in the morn
He sounds a sharp blast
Just as I walk past

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Feb-22 22:44:39

My neighbour keeps playing his horn
Especially early in the morn
He sounds a sharp blast
Just as I walk past
But soon he will rue he was born.

I'll bring my trombone with its slide

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Gwenisgreat1 Sat 26-Feb-22 22:53:38

I'll bring my trombone with its slide,
keeping it by my side

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Feb-22 23:17:36

I'll bring my trombone with its slide,
I'm keeping it close by my side
The next time he blows

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nanna8 Sun 27-Feb-22 02:08:51

I’ll bring my trombone with its slide
I’m keeping it close by my side
The next time he blows
I’ll give him a dose

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Jangran99 Sun 27-Feb-22 10:35:32

I’ll bring my trombone with its slide
I’m keeping it close by my side
The next time he blows
I’ll give him a dose
On the 'conk', twill send him popeyed.

That should put an end to his tricks

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henetha Sun 27-Feb-22 10:48:43

That should put an end to his tricks
If not, I'll bombard him with bricks

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libra10 Sun 27-Feb-22 10:53:30

That should put an end to his tricks
If not, I'll bombard him with bricks
A just punishment

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crazyH Sun 27-Feb-22 12:49:05

That should put an end to his tricks
If not, I'll bombard him with bricks
A just punishment
For all that torment

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GoldenLady Sun 27-Feb-22 14:09:35

That should put an end to his tricks
If not, I'll bombard him with bricks
A just punishment
For all that torment
And end his "great trumpeter" shtick.

A strange box arrived here today

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crazyH Sun 27-Feb-22 15:21:21

A strange box arrived here today
On it was written ‘you will pay’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Feb-22 17:34:46

A strange box arrived here today
On it was written 'you will pay'
Heck, threatening in blood

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