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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

henetha Mon 28-Feb-22 11:02:38

A strange box arrived here today
On it was written 'you will pay'
Heck, threatening in blood
And covered in mud

crazyH Mon 28-Feb-22 14:21:51

A strange box arrived here today
On it was written 'you will pay'
Heck, threatening in blood
And covered in mud
Could it be from that Maggie May ?

I know I once did steal her man

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Feb-22 15:50:38

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan

crazyH Mon 28-Feb-22 18:13:07

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan
He wasn’t a ‘catch’

Jangran99 Mon 28-Feb-22 18:41:35

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan
He wasn’t a ‘catch’
We weren't a match

crazyH Mon 28-Feb-22 19:40:31

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan
He wasn’t a ‘catch’
We weren't a match
So I passed him on to my Nan

How do I get to go ‘viral’

GoldenLady Tue 01-Mar-22 14:49:13

How do I get to go ‘viral’
With fame that now spins in a spiral?

crazyH Tue 01-Mar-22 15:15:21

How do I get to go ‘viral’
With fame that now spins in a spiral?

crazyH Tue 01-Mar-22 15:20:46

Sorry, didn’t mean to post

crazyH Tue 01-Mar-22 20:02:47

How do I get to go ‘viral’
With fame that now spins in a spiral?
Will I make money?

Hellogirl1 Tue 01-Mar-22 20:52:31

How do I get to go "viral"
With fame that spins in a spiral?
Will I make money?
Won`t it be funny

nanna8 Tue 01-Mar-22 21:54:28

How do I get to go “viral”
With fame that spins in a spiral
Will I make money ?
Won’t it be funny
If all results in a trial?

Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 06:49:11

This is a substitute first line

henetha Wed 02-Mar-22 10:42:50

This is a substitute first line
And I think it's perfectly fine

crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 11:15:28

This is a substitute first line
And I think it's perfectly fine
We’ve got to step in

Crocus5 Wed 02-Mar-22 11:40:07

This is a substitute first line
And I think it’s perfectly fine
We’ve got to step in
To make it begin

GoldenLady Wed 02-Mar-22 16:05:45

This is a substitute first line
And I think it’s perfectly fine
We’ve got to step in
To make it begin
The end of this limerick is mine!

Days getting longer at last

Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 17:59:08

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast

crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 18:15:13

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast
Damp, dreary old Wales

Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 20:45:00

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast
Damp, dreary old Wales
But Spring never fails

Jangran99 Wed 02-Mar-22 23:43:51

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast
Damp, dreary old Wales
But Spring never fails
So keep smiling, don't be downcast.

When I am in need of advice

Juliet27 Thu 03-Mar-22 06:00:13

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price

crazyH Thu 03-Mar-22 10:52:52

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price
Google’s always there

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Mar-22 15:17:56

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price
Google's always there
Needn't leave my chair

Jangran99 Thu 03-Mar-22 21:37:31

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price
Google's always there
Needn't leave my chair
There's always something to entice

I hardly use coins anymore

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