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MayBeMaw Tue 28-Sept-21 11:25:19

This appeared on Facebook this morning and I seem to remember some funny answers.
Worth a try?

“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest- and then the murders began”

Shelbel Tue 28-Sept-21 21:42:15

“In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.” ... And then the murders began.

The great Gatsby

fairfraise Tue 28-Sept-21 21:43:27

I thought it was supposed to be the title of the book, not the first sentence!

Shelbel Tue 28-Sept-21 21:49:37

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself and then the murders began.

Shinamae Tue 28-Sept-21 21:49:56

I’m completely confused ??

Shelbel Tue 28-Sept-21 21:50:39

It's the opening then the murders began grin

Shelbel Tue 28-Sept-21 21:54:50

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect and then the murders began.

The Metamorphosis - Kafka

I could do this forever. Doesn't work for all books but some made me laugh.

Lucca Tue 28-Sept-21 21:58:15

fairfraise

I thought it was supposed to be the title of the book, not the first sentence!

No. It’s the opening sentence .

fairfraise Tue 28-Sept-21 22:03:14

Darkness was falling as Rebus accepted the yellow hard hat from his guide . . . and then the murders began.

Ali08 Tue 28-Sept-21 22:07:33

The Abbot of Durham Abbey died on the feast of St. Gregory and was buried in the choir of St. Leonard before the great altar....
And then the murders began!

(Unexplained Strange Encounters).

Callistemon Tue 28-Sept-21 22:10:46

"The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play, so we sat in the house all that cold, cold wet day. I sat there with Sally. We sat here we two and we said 'How we wish we had something to do.'" And then .................

trisher Tue 28-Sept-21 22:16:57

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do and then the murders began.

Nortsat Tue 28-Sept-21 22:21:22

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;

... and then the murders began ...

muse Tue 28-Sept-21 22:26:53

Good Omens

"It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't been invented yet".
And then the murders began...

Ali08 Wed 29-Sept-21 06:52:26

Once upon-a-time, in a land far, far away there was a beautiful princess...
And then the murders began!

May7 Wed 29-Sept-21 20:51:04

Where’s Papa going with that axe?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast.”

and then the murders began

MayBeMaw Wed 29-Sept-21 20:53:24

In the beginning was the word….and then the murders began!

Juliet27 Wed 29-Sept-21 21:06:09

Very good MayBeMaw !!

The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there, and then the murders began

EkwaNimitee Thu 30-Sept-21 19:35:54

On Friday noon, July the twentieth, 1714, the finest bridge in all Peru broke and precipitated five travellers into the gulf below….and then the murders began.

grannylyn65 Thu 30-Sept-21 19:46:55

It was a dark and stormy night
And then the murders began

Early Thu 30-Sept-21 20:35:29

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit and then the murders began.

Ali08 Fri 01-Oct-21 15:05:25

'Malorie stands flat against the brick wall of a classroom. The door is locked. She is alone. She is blindfolded......
And then, the murders began......

Nell8 Sat 02-Oct-21 14:34:56

The noise was the worst ... and then the murders began

(The Ashes of London)

LauraNorder Sat 02-Oct-21 14:48:36

It happened every year. Was almost a ritual and then the murders began

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

AGAA4 Sat 02-Oct-21 15:34:12

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and then the murders began.

A tale of two cities.

May7 Sat 02-Oct-21 18:24:50

It was seven minutes after midnight. The dog was lying on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs Shears' house. Its eyes were closed."....
and then the murders began