Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

Perhaps they've come over to ski
How very exciting to see
They're good ski jumpers
Cause such a rumpus
A great tourist attraction they'd be!

As good as the hippos that dance

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France
What a sight to see!

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France
What a sight to see!
I've asked them to tea,

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France
What a sight to see!
I've asked them to tea
In the cafe at the big manse.

By 'eck when that rain comes down

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's to blame

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's blame
Things are not the same

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By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's blame
Things are not the same

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's blame
Things are not the same
We'll all either burn up or drown.

So eat, drink and be merry now

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow
Bottoms up, what's yours?

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow
Bottoms up, what's yours?
The vaccine ensures

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow
Bottoms up, what's yours?
The vaccine ensures
A future for both me and thou.

My friend likes to stand on his head

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed
It feeds the old brain

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed
It feeds the old brain
But gives him a pain

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed
It feeds the old brain
But gives him a pain
And it also makes him see red

It`s really a daft thing to do

It`s really a daft thing to do
Especially while playing the kazoo

It`s really a daft thing to do
Especially while playing the kazoo
You'll get a headache

It's really a daft thing to do
Especially while playing the kazoo
You'll get a headache
Then medicine you'll take

It's really a daft thing to do
Specially while playing the kazoo
You'll get a headache
Medicine you'll take
And wonder just what possessed you.

Guess you'll never try that again

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain
Go ar*e over t*t.

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain
Go ar*e over t*t.
And prove you’re unfit