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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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henetha Sun 16-Jan-22 10:15:27

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain
Go ar*e over t*t.
And prove you’re unfit
So join a gym and start to train.

Then you can fight Tyson Fury

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jan-22 17:12:04

Then you can fight Tyson Fury
That result would need no jury!

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Jan-22 19:35:34

Then you can fight Tyson Fury
That result would need no jury!
For our Gypsy King

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jan-22 22:48:07

Then you can fight Tyson Fury
That result would need no jury!
For our Gypsy King
Winner of The Ring

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Jan-22 23:10:56

Then you can fight Tyson Fury
That result would need no jury!
For our Gypsy King
Winner of The Ring
The next bout is in Missouri

I'd like to visit the White House

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henetha Mon 17-Jan-22 10:44:56

I'd like to visit the White House
But stay as quiet as a mouse

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henetha Tue 18-Jan-22 11:01:59

I'd like to visit the White House
But stay as quiet as a mouse
To hear what they say

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Jan-22 17:25:52

I'd like to visit the White House
But stay as quiet as a mouse
To hear what they say
And attention I'd pay

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henetha Wed 19-Jan-22 10:58:35

I'd like to visit the White House
But stay as quiet as a mouse
To hear what they say
And attention I'd pay
Do they really call Trump a louse?

I bet their language is stronger

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Jan-22 16:37:05

I bet their language is stronger
Since his behavior got wronger

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 20-Jan-22 16:28:54

I bet their language is stronger
Since his behaviour got wronger
A very strange man

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Jan-22 21:24:14

I bet their language is stronger
Since his behaviour got wronger
A very strange man
I wasn’t a fan

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GoldenLady Fri 21-Jan-22 15:33:43

I bet their language is stronger
Since his behaviour got wronger
A very strange man
I wasn’t a fan
Since his list of offenses got longer.

The temperature today's close to zero

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henetha Sat 22-Jan-22 11:49:45

The temperature today's close to zero,
So if you go out, you're a hero

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Jangran99 Sat 22-Jan-22 12:58:55

The temperature's close to zero,
So if you go out, you're a hero
By wrapping up warm

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Jan-22 14:48:45

The temperature's close to zero,
So if you go out, you're a hero
By wrapping up warm
If there’s a snowstorm

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-Jan-22 15:27:53

The temperature's close to zero?
So if you go out, you're a hero
By wrapping up warm
If there's a snowstorm
Who'd be a gay banderillero?

The winter can sometimes seem grim

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Jan-22 15:37:00

The winter can sometimes seem grim
And I'm tired of going to the gym

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Jangran99 Sat 22-Jan-22 21:09:55

The winter can sometimes seem grim
I'm tired of going to the gym
My lycra's all sweaty

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crazyH Sat 22-Jan-22 23:34:38

The winter can sometimes seem grim
I'm tired of going to the gym
My lycra's all sweaty
I’m called Dirty Betty

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henetha Sun 23-Jan-22 11:27:31

The winter can sometimes seem grim
I'm tired of going to the gym
My lycra's all sweaty
I’m called Dirty Betty
But I'm slowly getting more slim.

Roll on spring, I'm sure we agree

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GoldenLady Mon 24-Jan-22 14:11:19

Roll on spring, I'm sure we agree
That it will be greeted with glee

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Juliet27 Mon 24-Jan-22 17:01:38

Roll on spring, I'm sure we agree
That it will be greeted with glee
Winter is so drab

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henetha Mon 24-Jan-22 19:16:37

Roll on spring, I'm sure we agree
That it will be greeted with glee
Winter is so drab
And I've gained some flab

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Jan-22 20:14:43

Roll on spring, I'm sure we agree
That it will be greeted with glee
Winter is so drab
And I've gained some flab
So no more biscuits with my tea

But oh how I love home baking

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