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Whereas uncle was fond of bright suits

Whereas uncle was fond of bright suits
And shiny, snakeskin ankle boots

Whereas uncle was fond of bright suits
And shiny, snakeskin ankle boots
With circus in town

Whereas uncle was fond of bright suits
And shiny, snakeskin ankle boots
With circus in town
He wore his best gown

Whereas uncle was fond of bright suits
And shiny, snakeskin ankle boots
With circus in town
He wore his best gown
With the circus he was in cahoots.

It's summer in parts of the earth

It's summer in parts of the earth
Next, in Spring we expect a re-birth

It`s summer in parts of the earth
Next, in spring we expect a re-birth
Crocuses and daffs

It`s summer in parts of the earth
Next, in spring we expect a re-birth
Crocuses and daffs
The songs of chiffchaffs

It`s summer in parts of the earth
Next, in spring we expect a re-birth
Crocuses and daffs
The songs of chiffchaffs
The welcome change fills us with mirth

It's years since I heard a cuckoo ☹️

It's years since I heard a cuckoo ☹️
Seems like our woodlands they eschew

It's years since I heard a cuckoo ☹️
Seems like our woodlands they eschew
I think they've gone south

It's years since I heard a cuckoo ☹️
Seems like our woodlands they eschew
I think they've gone south
Heard by word of mouth

It's years since I heard a cuckoo ☹️
Seems like our woodlands they eschew
I think they've gone south
Heard by word of mouth
Some countries eat them in a stew.

And in the far east they eat dogs

And in the far east they eat dogs,
I wish they would just switch to hogs

And in the far east they eat dogs,
I wish they would just switch to hogs
Just can’t imagine

And in the far east they eat dogs,
I wish they would just switch to hogs
Just can’t imagine
That tastes more like jasmine

And in the far east they eat dogs
I wish they would just switch to hogs
Just can't imagine
That tastes more like jasmine
Or a load of slimy old frogs.

And now to matters more cheerful

And now to matters more cheerful
And not those that are too tearful

And now to matters more cheerful
And not those that are too tearful
Our holiday plan

And now to matters more cheerful
And not those that are too tearful
Our holiday plan
In the campervan

And now to matters more cheerful
And not those that are too tearful
Our holiday plan
In the campervan
Is to go for months - a yearful!

We have a fine Winnebago

We have a fine Winnebago
Which we'll fill with Swiss sapsago

We have a fine Winnebago
Which we'll fill with Swiss sapsago
To sell on the way

We have a fine Winnebago
Which we'll fill with Swiss sapsago
To sell on the way
It'll help to pay

We have a fine Winnebago
Which we'll fill with Swiss sapsago
To sell on the way
It'll help to pay
For our drive to San Diego.

The days are at last getting longer