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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

Hellogirl1 Mon 24-Jan-22 20:59:54

But oh how I love home baking
Tasty pies I will be making

henetha Tue 25-Jan-22 10:32:22

But oh how I love home baking
Tasty pies I will be making,
Savoury and sweet

crazyH Tue 25-Jan-22 11:57:57

But oh how I love home baking
Tasty pies I will be making,
Savoury and sweet
With loads of mince meat

GoldenLady Tue 25-Jan-22 19:44:37

But oh how I love home baking
Tasty pies I will be making,
Savoury and sweet
With loads of mince meat
Come get them! They''re yours for the taking!

My chicken enjoys laying eggs

Hellogirl1 Tue 25-Jan-22 22:03:21

My chicken enjoys laying eggs
So many we store them in kegs

GoldenLady Tue 25-Jan-22 22:07:05

My chicken enjoys laying eggs
So many we store them in kegs
But their color is green

henetha Wed 26-Jan-22 11:10:50

My chicken enjoys laying eggs
So many we store them in kegs
But their colour is green
Not sure where they've been!

crazyH Wed 26-Jan-22 15:45:36

My chicken enjoys laying eggs
So many we store them in kegs
But their colour is green
Not sure where they've been!
Have to go out and check their legs

I’m seriously lacking in oomph (sorry)

GoldenLady Wed 26-Jan-22 16:18:56

I’m seriously lacking in oomph
This poem is adequate proomph

crazyH Wed 26-Jan-22 18:55:45

?
I’m seriously lacking in oomph
This poem is adequate proomph
That anything goes

GoldenLady Wed 26-Jan-22 23:17:04

I’m seriously lacking in oomph
This poem is adequate proomph
That anything goes
In poetry or prose

henetha Thu 27-Jan-22 11:08:19

I’m seriously lacking in oomph
This poem is adequate proomph
That anything goes
In poetry or prose,
This rhyme is completely boomph.
(sorry, could not think of anything else)

This rhyming is serious stuff

GoldenLady Thu 27-Jan-22 12:45:24

This rhyming is serious stuff
It's not just ridiculous fluff

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 27-Jan-22 13:28:26

This rhyming is serious stuff
It's not just ridiculous stuff
My brain just went bang

crazyH Fri 28-Jan-22 13:40:25

This rhyming is serious stuff
It's not just ridiculous stuff
My brain just went bang
Telephone just rang

GoldenLady Fri 28-Jan-22 15:33:32

This rhyming is serious stuff
It's not just ridiculous stuff
My brain just went bang
Telephone just rang
Decided that I've had enuff!

This winter is one we'll remember

Jane71 Fri 28-Jan-22 17:44:00

This winter is one we'll remember
From now 'til the following December

crazyH Fri 28-Jan-22 19:07:23

This winter is one we'll remember
From now 'til the following December
Masks and lockdown rules

Jangran99 Fri 28-Jan-22 23:01:43

This winter's one we'll remember
From now 'til the next December
Masks and lockdown rules
Are survival tools

GoldenLady Sat 29-Jan-22 15:42:29

This winter's one we'll remember
From now 'til the next December
Masks and lockdown rules
Are survival tools
Ah, remember balmy September?

Aunt Eunice was fond of big hats

crazyH Sat 29-Jan-22 16:19:28

Aunt Eunice was fond of big hats,
Frilly dresses and tight waist bands

GoldenLady Sat 29-Jan-22 20:42:38

Aunt Eunice was fond of big hats,
Frilly dresses and tight waist bands
Those two lines do not rhyme

crazyH Sat 29-Jan-22 21:00:40

Aunt Eunice was fond of big hats,
Frilly dresses and tight waist bands
Those two lines do not rhyme
I know, I had no time ?

Jane71 Sat 29-Jan-22 21:05:55

Aunt Eunice was fond of big hats,
Frilly dresses and tight waist bands
Those two lines do not rhyme
I know, I had no time
Next time I'll make proper amends

crazyH Sat 29-Jan-22 21:18:34

Next start line Jane ?

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