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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

GoldenLady Mon 14-Feb-22 15:50:13

The shops are bursting with the stuff
For those with cash who care enough
Flowers and candy

Juliet27 Mon 14-Feb-22 16:45:56

The shops are bursting with the stuff
For those with cash who care enough
Flowers and candy
Are always handy

crazyH Mon 14-Feb-22 21:28:29

The shops are bursting with the stuff
For those with cash who care enough
Flowers and candy
Are always handy
I didn’t get any, that was tough ?

Decided to treat my dear self,

Jangran99 Mon 14-Feb-22 22:38:07

Decided to treat my dear self,
I feel like I'm left on the shelf

crazyH Mon 14-Feb-22 23:37:05

Decided to treat my dear self,
I feel like I'm left on the shelf
Bought Thorntons, the best

nanna8 Tue 15-Feb-22 04:42:36

Decided to treat my dear self
I feel like I'm left on the shelf
Bought Thorntons,the best
Invited a guest

GoldenLady Tue 15-Feb-22 15:51:39

Decided to treat my dear self
I feel like I'm left on the shelf
Bought Thorntons,the best
Invited a guest
A moonlighting toymaker elf.

Chocolates are everyone's love

henetha Wed 16-Feb-22 11:29:51

Chocolates are everyone's love
Invented by heaven above

GoldenLady Wed 16-Feb-22 14:54:09

Chocolates are everyone's love
Invented by heaven above
They melt in your mouth

Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Feb-22 22:34:57

Chocolates are everyone`s love
Invented by heaven above
They melt in your mouth
Make your weight go south

GoldenLady Thu 17-Feb-22 16:00:19

Chocolates are everyone`s love
Invented by heaven above
They melt in your mouth
Make your weight go south
My favorite chocolates are Dove.

Storm winds are heading our way

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Feb-22 16:14:15

Storm winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway

Jangran99 Fri 18-Feb-22 10:45:37

Stormy winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway
The end of the quay

henetha Fri 18-Feb-22 11:01:33

Stormy winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway
The end of the quay
Has boats floating free

crazyH Fri 18-Feb-22 11:07:26

Stormy winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway
The end of the quay
Has boats floating free
My dustbin has just blown away

Hope there’s no great damage been caused

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Feb-22 13:30:13

Hope there's no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused

GoldenLady Fri 18-Feb-22 16:56:18

Hope there's no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused
The storm is now over

crazyH Fri 18-Feb-22 18:56:18

Hope there's no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused
The storm is over
I’ll drive to Dover

Hellogirl1 Fri 18-Feb-22 22:13:22

Hope there`s no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused
The storm is over
I`ll drive to Dover
Our safety has now been endorsed

I`ll check the weather reports first

Juliet27 Sat 19-Feb-22 03:33:57

I`ll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst

henetha Sat 19-Feb-22 11:51:57

I`ll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst
But wear a stout mac

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Feb-22 10:11:46

I'll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst
But wear a stout mac
"Come on then," says Jack

crazyH Sun 20-Feb-22 10:30:50

I'll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst
But wear a stout mac
"Come on then," says Jack
Really flustered and then he cursed.

“Language Jack!”, I reminded him

henetha Sun 20-Feb-22 11:58:23

“Language Jack!”, I reminded him
As we sank a bottle of gin

GoldenLady Sun 20-Feb-22 23:23:15

“Language Jack!”, I reminded him
As we sank a bottle of gin
And soon we didn't care

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