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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

Juliet27 Mon 21-Feb-22 07:57:05

“ Language Jack!”, I reminded him
As we sank a bottle of gin
Soon we didn't care
Just how much we swear

henetha Mon 21-Feb-22 11:04:13

“ Language Jack!”, I reminded him
As we sank a bottle of gin
Soon we didn't care
Just how much we swear
Is it really such a bad sin?

I'd like to adopt a donkey

GoldenLady Mon 21-Feb-22 14:25:18

I'd like to adopt a donkey
You'd have more fun with a monkey!

Jangran99 Mon 21-Feb-22 17:46:37

I'd like to adopt a donkey
You'd have more fun with a monkey!
No, I don't agree

henetha Tue 22-Feb-22 11:02:12

I'd like to adopt a donkey
You'd have more fun with a monkey!
No, I don't agree
Either please, for me,

Juliet27 Tue 22-Feb-22 19:45:44

I'd like to adopt a donkey
You'd have more fun with a monkey!
No, I don't agree
Either please, for me,
And I’d shelter both if wonky

So many dogs in need of homes

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Feb-22 16:30:23

So many dogs in need of homes
Their photo's will fill many tomes

crazyH Wed 23-Feb-22 21:53:05

So many dogs in need of homes
Their photo's will fill many tomes
I wish I could give

Juliet27 Wed 23-Feb-22 22:22:10

So many dogs in need of homes
Their photo's will fill many tomes
I wish I could give
And help them to live

henetha Thu 24-Feb-22 11:34:41

So many dogs in need of homes
Their photo's will fill many tomes
I wish I could give
And help them to live
A happy life with tasty bones.

Like life, it's sun and rain today

Ashcombe Thu 24-Feb-22 11:39:59

Like life, it's sun and rain today
It's half term: youngsters want to play.

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Feb-22 15:57:50

Like life, it's sun and rain today
It's half term: youngsters want to play
So they're stuck indoors

GoldenLady Thu 24-Feb-22 17:42:19

Like life, it's sun and rain today
It's half term: youngsters want to play
So they're stuck indoors
While the rain cruelly pours

Juliet27 Thu 24-Feb-22 21:31:58

Like life, it's sun and rain today
It's half term: youngsters want to play
So they're stuck indoors
While the rain cruelly pours
And sadly it’s often the way

Little in life seems guaranteed

crazyH Thu 24-Feb-22 22:03:06

Little in life seems guaranteed
That’s one adage we must take heed

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 25-Feb-22 16:26:59

Little in life seems guaranteed
That's one adage we must take heed
Just go with the flow

Jangran99 Fri 25-Feb-22 20:23:34

Little in life seems guaranteed
That's one adage we must take heed
Just go with the flow
Give cares the elbow

henetha Sat 26-Feb-22 11:38:26

Little in life seems guaranteed
That's one adage we must take heed
Just go with the flow
Give cares the elbow
I think we are all now agreed.

Covid and war, these I abhor,

GoldenLady Sat 26-Feb-22 14:26:03

Covid and war I abhor,
And people who speak in a roar,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Feb-22 17:34:14

Covid and war I abhor
And people who speak in a roar
Peace and quiet, please

Jangran99 Sat 26-Feb-22 22:05:33

Covid and war,these I abhor
And people who speak in a roar
Peace and quiet, please
As I'm ill at ease

crazyH Sat 26-Feb-22 22:25:08

Covid and war,these I abhor
And people who speak in a roar
Peace and quiet, please
As I'm ill at ease
I’m really fed up to the core.

Is there a show called ‘Granny Swap’

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Feb-22 17:40:42

Is there a show called 'Granny Swap'
It would keep us all on the hop

Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 21:41:36

Is there a show called 'Granny Swap'
It would keep us all on the hop
Would they find a match

crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 21:44:12

Is there a show called 'Granny Swap'
It would keep us all on the hop
Would they find a match
For my rowdy batch

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