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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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henetha Thu 03-Mar-22 11:08:46

Is there a show called 'Granny Swap'
It would keep us all on the hop
Would they find a match
For my rowdy batch
Or chase them away with a mop.

I wish we could have peace on earth

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crazyH Thu 03-Mar-22 12:43:34

I wish we could have peace on earth
I’m praying a lot, for what it’s worth

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Mar-22 15:03:48

I wish we could have peace on earth
I’m praying a lot, for what it’s worth
The news is depressing

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crazyH Fri 04-Mar-22 17:26:30

I wish we could have peace on earth
I’m praying a lot, for what it’s worth
The news is depressing
I sit here, stressing

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 00:51:37

I wish we could have peace on earth
I’m praying a lot, for what it’s worth
The news is depressing
I sit here, stressing
Not a subject for mirth.

Watching hummingbirds as they hover

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henetha Sat 05-Mar-22 10:03:54

Watching hummingbirds as they hover
While I sit here and recover

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Mar-22 11:15:16

Watching hummingbirds as they hover
While I sit and recover
To ponder the news

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Jangran99 Sat 05-Mar-22 18:26:14

I'm watching hummingbirds hover
While I sit here and recover
To ponder the news
Admiring their hues

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 18:38:10

I'm watching hummingbirds hover
While I sit here and recover
To ponder the news
Admiring their hues
I've long been a hummingbird lover.

Soon, time to set forward our clocks

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Mar-22 07:16:22

Soon, time to set forward our clocks
Spring’s maybe the time to detox

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crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 22:29:51

Soon, time to set forward our clocks
Spring’s maybe the time to detox
Why not give up cakes

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 08:43:15

Soon, time to set forward our clocks
Spring’s maybe the time to detox
Why not give up cakes
If a change it makes

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henetha Mon 07-Mar-22 10:41:38

Soon, time to set forward our clocks
Spring’s maybe the time to detox
Why not give up cakes
If a change it makes
So we'll look much better in frocks.

I wish I had a flat tummy

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 12:01:52

I wish I had a flat tummy
I now look like an old Mummy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Mar-22 12:20:05

I wish I had a flat tummy
I now look like and old Mummy
It used to be flat

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GoldenLady Mon 07-Mar-22 14:49:32

I wish I had a flat tummy
I now look like and old Mummy
It used to be flat
But now it's just fat

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 16:19:53

I wish I had a flat tummy
I now look like an old Mummy
It used to be flat
But now it's just fat
And it makes me feel so crummy.

I’m sure I put on winter weight

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 17:18:12

I’m sure I put on winter weight
In Summer, I’m not all that great

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henetha Tue 08-Mar-22 10:37:22

m sure I put on winter weight
In Summer, I’m not all that great,
Let's face it, I'm fat

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Mar-22 15:05:16

I'm sure I put on winter weight
In Summer, I’m not all that great,
Let's face it, I'm fat
And that's where it's at

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 08-Mar-22 17:14:47

I'm sure I put on winter weight
In Summer. I'm not all that great
Let's face it, I'm fat
And that's where it's at
But salad is one thing I hate.

An old intellectual man

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crazyH Tue 08-Mar-22 18:58:41

An old intellectual man
Went on a blind date with my Nan

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Mar-22 19:38:00

An old intellectual man
Went on a blind date with my Nan
What that man was taught

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Mar-22 22:35:24

An old intellectual man
Went on a blind date with my Nan
What that man was taught
Was wisdom hard bought

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henetha Wed 09-Mar-22 10:51:53

An old intellectual man
Went on a blind date with my Nan
What that man was taught
Was wisdom hard bought,
They ran off to France in a van.

They strolled around Paris one night

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