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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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crazyH Tue 12-Apr-22 17:44:21

So Maude decided to change
Into shorts she bought from The Range

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NanKate Tue 12-Apr-22 22:24:46

So Maude decided to change
Into shorts she bought from The Range
The waist was too tight

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crazyH Tue 12-Apr-22 22:35:27

So Maude decided to change
Into shorts she bought from The Range
The waist was too tight
Her stomach, a sight

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Apr-22 07:21:26

So Maude decided to change
Into shorts she bought from The Range
The waist was too tight
Her stomach, a sight
Her diet she must rearrange

A dietician then was sought

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crazyH Wed 13-Apr-22 08:40:18

A dietician then was sought
Set of scales and mirror she bought

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Apr-22 17:01:40

A dietician then was sought
Set of scales and mirror she bought
She grew very skinny

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Apr-22 17:57:26

A dietician then was sought
Set of scales and mirror she bought
She grew very skinny
Now wears a mini

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crazyH Thu 14-Apr-22 13:14:25

A dietician then was sought
Set of scales and mirror she bought
She grew very skinny
Now wears a mini
On a bleak cold day, she was caught

Her nether regions had frost bite

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NanKate Thu 14-Apr-22 15:25:02

Her nether regions had frost bite
She really was a dreadful sight

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GoldenLady Thu 14-Apr-22 15:36:13

Her nether regions had frost bite
She really was a dreadful sight
She ran indoors quickly

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crazyH Thu 14-Apr-22 17:14:51

Her nether regions had frost bite
She really was a dreadful sight
She ran indoors quickly
She got quite prickly

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Jane71 Thu 14-Apr-22 17:46:55

Her nether regions had frost bite
She really was a dreadful sight
She ran indoors quickly
She got quite prickly
I thought that mini was too slight

She should have covered up more

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NanKate Thu 14-Apr-22 21:52:05

She should have covered up more
She obviously knew the score

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Hellogirl1 Thu 14-Apr-22 22:03:01

She should have covered up more
She obviously knew the score
She`s old enough now

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Juliet27 Fri 15-Apr-22 10:05:48

She should have covered up more
She obviously knew the score
She`s old enough now
With enough know-how

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crazyH Fri 15-Apr-22 14:48:29

She should have covered up more
She obviously knew the score
She`s old enough now
With enough know-how
To realise it will make her sore

When driving into town I saw

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GoldenLady Fri 15-Apr-22 15:10:37

When driving into town I saw
Something that's against the law

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crazyH Fri 15-Apr-22 15:36:57

When driving into town I saw
Something that's against the law
There amongst the trees

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Hellogirl1 Fri 15-Apr-22 21:56:00

When driving into town I saw
Something that`s against the law
There amongst the trees
Right down on her knees

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Apr-22 07:52:33

When driving into town I saw
Something that`s against the law
There amongst the trees
Right down on her knees
She was with my brother-in-law ?

I’d better change the subject now ?

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henetha Sat 16-Apr-22 09:48:40

I’d better change the subject now ?,
I'm not saying she did, - but Wow!

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crazyH Sat 16-Apr-22 09:51:43

I’d better change the subject now ?,
I'm not saying she did, - but Wow!
She’s banned from the park

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GoldenLady Sat 16-Apr-22 14:55:13

I’d better change the subject now ?,
I'm not saying she did, - but Wow!
She’s banned from the park
Until after dark

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crazyH Sat 16-Apr-22 15:47:43

I’d better change the subject now ?,
I'm not saying she did, - but Wow!
She’s banned from the park
Until after dark
From this story, I’ll take a bow.

I’d love to play ‘hide and go seek’

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GoldenLady Sat 16-Apr-22 20:46:08

I’d love to play ‘hide and go seek’
But from what are you hiding? Please speak! blush

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