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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

crazyH Sat 16-Apr-22 21:36:59

I’d love to play ‘hide and go seek’
But from what are you hiding? Please speak! blush
From that grumpy old Maude next door

henetha Sun 17-Apr-22 12:10:32

I’d love to play ‘hide and go seek’
But from what are you hiding? Please speak! blush
From that Maude next door,
She is such a bore,

GoldenLady Sun 17-Apr-22 15:31:40

I’d love to play ‘hide and go seek’
But from what are you hiding? Please speak! blush
From that Maude next door,
She is such a bore,
When she starts to talk, I think, "Eek!"

The smilies do not work for me

Juliet27 Sun 17-Apr-22 21:48:54

The smilies do not work for me
You need to pay an extra fee?

crazyH Sun 17-Apr-22 22:12:03

The smilies do not work for me
You need to pay an extra fee?
The frowns, do they work?

henetha Mon 18-Apr-22 13:03:12

The smilies do not work for me
You need to pay an extra fee?
The frowns, do they work?
No, she's such a jerk

crazyH Mon 18-Apr-22 14:31:50

The smilies do not work for me
You need to pay an extra fee?
The frowns, do they work?
No, she's such a jerk
Shan’t be inviting her to tea

Maybe I’ll pick up an iced bun

GoldenLady Mon 18-Apr-22 17:14:47

Maybe I’ll pick up an iced bun
But why should I stop at just one?

Crocus5 Mon 18-Apr-22 17:18:38

Maybe I’ll pick up an iced bun
To enjoy while out in the sun

NanKate Mon 18-Apr-22 21:35:04

Maybe I’ll pick up an iced bun
To enjoy while out in the sun
I’ll remove my false teeth ?

GoldenLady Mon 18-Apr-22 22:07:11

Hey, Crocus, you stepped on my line!

crazyH Tue 19-Apr-22 00:07:09

Maybe I’ll pick up an iced bun
But why should I stop at just one?
I’ll remove my teeth
Find a nice soft seat

Juliet27 Tue 19-Apr-22 06:25:42

Maybe I’ll pick up an iced bun
But why should I stop at just one?
I’ll remove my teeth
Find a nice soft seat
And suck on those buns ‘til I’m done

There’s better scenes out in the sun

henetha Tue 19-Apr-22 10:26:40

There’s better scenes out in the sun
Let's all rush out and have some fun

crazyH Tue 19-Apr-22 10:49:39

There’s better scenes out in the sun
Let's all rush out and have some fun
My cosies I'll take

crazyH Tue 19-Apr-22 10:50:07

There’s better scenes out in the sun
Let's all rush out and have some fun
My cossies I'll take

henetha Wed 20-Apr-22 10:41:45

There’s better scenes out in the sun
Let's all rush out and have some fun
My cossies I'll take
And a homemade cake

crazyH Wed 20-Apr-22 13:03:21

There’s better scenes out in the sun
Let's all rush out and have some fun
My cossies I'll take
And a homemade cake
And my doggie can have a run

Can’t join you, I’ve got the bad ‘flu

GoldenLady Wed 20-Apr-22 16:06:02

Can’t join you, I’ve got the bad ‘flu
I wish you could come along too

henetha Thu 21-Apr-22 10:57:36

Can’t join you, I’ve got the bad ‘flu
I wish you could come along too
Get well soon, take care,

crazyH Thu 21-Apr-22 12:53:46

Can’t join you, I’ve got the bad ‘flu
I wish you could come along too
Get well soon, take care,
Let's know how you fare

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 21-Apr-22 16:54:16

Can't join you, I've got the bad 'flu
I wish you could come along too
Get well soon. take care,
Let's know how you fare
I'm wrapped up well here, boo hoo.

My granddaughter loves to play nurse

crazyH Thu 21-Apr-22 19:13:22

My granddaughter loves to play nurse
Her patients are Barbies, with furs

Juliet27 Fri 22-Apr-22 06:12:35

My granddaughter loves to play nurse
Her patients are Barbies, with furs
They must be kept warm

NanKate Fri 22-Apr-22 07:53:37

My granddaughter loves to play nurse
Her patients are Barbies, with furs
They must be kept warm
And shielded from harm

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