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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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henetha Thu 28-Apr-22 15:49:51

Let's live for the moment, some say
And leave all our troubles at bay
Turn off the news
Wear those blue suede shoes
And say the sky's blue and not grey.

A bald headed bloke from Bristol

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GoldenLady Thu 28-Apr-22 15:55:28

A bald headed bloke from Bristol
Drank only from elegant crystal

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Crocus5 Thu 28-Apr-22 15:57:00

A bald headed bloke from Bristol
Was seen carrying a pistol

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 17:24:33

A bald headed bloke from Bristol
Drank only from elegant crystal
Wore silks and satin

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Apr-22 20:51:03

A bald headed bloke from Bristol
Drank only from elegant crystal
Wore silks and satin
Carried a baton

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NanKate Thu 28-Apr-22 22:25:46

A bald headed bloke from Bristol
Drank only from elegant crystal
Wore silks and satin
Carried a baton
And sported a smoking pistol.

May Day is almost upon us

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Glorianny Thu 28-Apr-22 22:56:58

May day is almost upon us
We'll celebrate it without fuss

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 23:15:33

May day is almost upon us
We'll celebrate it without fuss
Too old to dance round

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Apr-22 05:58:27

May day is almost upon us
We'll celebrate it without fuss
Too old to dance round
My legs ache I found

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henetha Fri 29-Apr-22 10:06:26

May day is almost upon us
We'll celebrate it without fuss
Too old to dance round
My legs ache I found
And I'm going to need a new truss.

That baldie from Bristol got wed

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Glorianny Fri 29-Apr-22 16:53:56

That baldie from Bristol got wed
With an old top hat on his head

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crazyH Fri 29-Apr-22 17:04:46

That baldie from Bristol got wed
With an old top hat on his head
Cravat round his neck

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Glorianny Fri 29-Apr-22 20:34:26

That baldie from Bristol got wed
With an old top hat on his head
Cravat round his neck
And trousers of check

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Apr-22 20:49:33

That baldie from Bristol got wed
With an old top hat on his head
Cravat round his neck
And trousers of check
But the bride took one look and fled

But the bridesmaid was most impressed

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crazyH Fri 29-Apr-22 20:51:20

That baldie from Bristol got wed
With an old top hat on his head
Cravat round his neck
And trousers of check
And a summer shirt, all bright red.

His bride wore black, ‘cos she was Goth

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-Apr-22 09:54:07

His bride wore black, 'cos she was Goth
With corset so tight she daren't cough

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crazyH Sat 30-Apr-22 14:29:27

His bride wore black, 'cos she was Goth
With corset so tight she daren't cough
Eyeliner, so thick

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Glorianny Sat 30-Apr-22 16:00:29

His bride wore black, 'cos she was Goth
With corset so tight she daren't cough
Eyeliner, so thick
And reeking of Vick

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henetha Sat 30-Apr-22 17:02:46

His bride wore black, 'cos she was Goth
With corset so tight she daren't cough
Eyeliner, so thick
And reeking of Vick
And her dress all chewed up by moth.

As she walked down the aisle she tripped

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Glorianny Sat 30-Apr-22 18:19:22

As she walked down the aisle she tripped
Out of the corset one boob slipped

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crazyH Sat 30-Apr-22 20:03:06

As she walked down the aisle she tripped
Out of the corset one boob slipped
Baldie took his hat

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GoldenLady Sat 30-Apr-22 20:46:14

As she walked down the aisle she tripped
Out of the corset one boob slipped
Baldie took his hat
And said, "Here! Use that!"

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Glorianny Sun 01-May-22 09:58:59

As she walked down the aisle she tripped
Out of the corset one boob slipped
Baldie took his hat
And said, "Here! Use that!""
"Perfect seven an'arf," he quipped

So they made their vows and kissed

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henetha Sun 01-May-22 10:44:54

So they made their vows and kissed
Well, he aimed for her lips but missed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-May-22 16:01:03

So they made their vows and kissed
Well, he aimed for her lips but missed
Caught her on the nose

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