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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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GoldenLady Fri 22-Apr-22 14:50:33

My granddaughter loves to play nurse
Her patients are Barbies, with furs
They must be kept warm
And shielded from harm
Or else they might catch something worse!

I'm dizzy from all the hi-tech,

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crazyH Fri 22-Apr-22 15:15:09

I'm dizzy from all the hi-tech,
Seems like I am on the top deck

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Apr-22 12:24:15

I'm dizzy from all the high tech
Seems like I am on the top deck
Oh no, don't look down

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crazyH Sat 23-Apr-22 21:03:10

I'm dizzy from all the high tech
Seems like I am on the top deck
Oh no, don't look down,
Think that’s a ball gown

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henetha Sun 24-Apr-22 11:26:29

I'm dizzy from all the high tech
Seems like I am on the top deck
Oh no, don't look down,
Think that’s a ball gown
But what's that strange thing round her neck?

I think it might be a big snake

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nanna8 Sun 24-Apr-22 11:37:35

I think it might be a big snake
Or maybe a lump of fruit cake

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Apr-22 15:25:07

I think it might be a big snake
Or maybe a lump of fruit cake
No, a necklace bizarre

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Apr-22 19:35:02

I think it might be a big snake
Or maybe a lump of fruit cake
A necklace bizarre
Some sweets in a jar

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crazyH Mon 25-Apr-22 00:55:41

I think it might be a big snake
Or maybe a lump of fruit cake
A necklace bizarre
Some sweets in a jar
But She should have stuck to the lake

What do you call a freeloader

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Apr-22 06:02:24

What do you call a freeloader
A stinker! Is that an odour?

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henetha Mon 25-Apr-22 10:15:44

What do you call a freeloader
A stinker! Is that an odour?
It's a parasite

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Apr-22 16:02:08

What do you call a freeloader
A stinker! Is that an odour?
It's a parasite
Who's grabby, too right

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Apr-22 16:54:57

What do you call a freeloader
A stinker! Is that an odour?
It's a parasite
Who's grabby, too right
To remove him we'd need a big motor.

Reading the news is depressing

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Apr-22 05:42:11

Reading the news is depressing
The outlook is poor, I'm guessing

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henetha Tue 26-Apr-22 10:44:04

Reading the news is depressing
The outlook is poor, I'm guessing
Let's hope for the best

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Apr-22 16:18:43

Reading the news is depressing
The outlook is poor, I'm guessing
Let's hope for the best
Or give it a rest

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Apr-22 16:20:54

Reading the news is depressing
The outlook is poor, I'm guessing
Let's hope for the best
Or give it a rest
And try to stop all of this stressing.

Coffee is best in a mug

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crazyH Tue 26-Apr-22 16:22:51

Reading the news is depressing
The outlook is poor, I'm guessing
Let's hope for the best
Or give it a rest
Move on to matters more pressing

Like, what shall I cook for our tea?

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NanKate Tue 26-Apr-22 22:58:54

Like, what shall I cook for our tea?
A burger, some chips and a pea.

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crazyH Tue 26-Apr-22 23:13:40

Like, what shall I cook for our tea?
A burger, some chips and a pea.
Need to wash it down

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NanKate Wed 27-Apr-22 07:54:34

Like, what shall I cook for our tea?
A burger, some chips and a pea.
Need to wash it down
With a pint of brown

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henetha Wed 27-Apr-22 10:06:47

Like, what shall I cook for our tea?
A burger, some chips and a pea.
Need to wash it down
With a pint of brown
Delicious, I think we agree.

Let's live for the moment, some say

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 27-Apr-22 16:28:51

Let's live for the moment, some say
And leave all our troubles at bay

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Apr-22 16:35:57

Let's live for the moment, some say
And leave all our troubles at bay
Turn off the news

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 11:49:49

Let's live for the moment, some say
And leave all our troubles at bay
Turn off the news
Wear those blue suede shoes

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