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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Bellanonna Sat 04-Jun-22 17:11:08

They've spotted my washing! Oh no!
It's 'whites day' - glad I've got just four
But that doesn't rhyme
I don't want their slime
But it looks like there’s trouble in store

So I’m off to rescue those whites

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NanKate Sun 05-Jun-22 07:41:16

So I’m off to rescue those whites
And find my voluminous tights

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Jun-22 08:22:07

So I’m off to rescue those whites
And find my voluminous tights
Mine frighten the birds!

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Mollygo Mon 06-Jun-22 08:38:13

So I’m off to rescue those whites
And find my voluminous tights
Mine frighten the birds!
And there are no words . . .

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henetha Mon 06-Jun-22 10:26:06

So I’m off to rescue those whites
And find my voluminous tights
Mine frighten the birds!
And there are no words . . .
Don't show them to the dog, he bites!

The jubilee's gone, back to Boris

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Jun-22 15:16:02

The jubilee's gone, back to Boris
"Oh no!" they all shout in a chorus

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crazyH Mon 06-Jun-22 16:39:50

The jubilee's gone, back to Boris
"Oh no!" they all shout in a chorus
I care not whether

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Jun-22 18:33:42

The jubilee's gone, back to Boris
"Oh no!" they all shout in a chorus
I care not whether
He stays in tether

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Jun-22 19:17:44

The jubilee's gone, back to Boris
"Oh no!" they all shout in chorus
I care not whether
He stays in tether
Give him a wee deoch-an-doris

It's time he drank the parting glass

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crazyH Mon 06-Jun-22 21:35:06

It's time he drank the parting glass
He’s not in favour with the mass

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henetha Tue 07-Jun-22 10:59:54

It's time he drank the parting glass
He’s not in favour with the mass
So please do retire

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Bellanonna Tue 07-Jun-22 11:04:21

It's time he drank the parting glass
He’s not in favour with the mass
So please do retire
It’s what we require

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crazyH Tue 07-Jun-22 11:42:34

It's time he drank the parting glass
He’s not in favour with the mass
So please do retire
It’s what we require
He’s really are far too crass

There’s a sort of flatness around

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Bellanonna Tue 07-Jun-22 12:06:11

There’s a sort of flatness around
Post Jubilee lows, I’ll be bound

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crazyH Tue 07-Jun-22 12:30:38

There’s a sort of flatness around
Post Jubilee lows, I’ll be bound
Flags and banners down

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henetha Tue 07-Jun-22 12:53:31

There's a sort of flatness around
Post jubilee lows, I'll be bound
Flags and banners down
Packed away the crown

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Mollygo Tue 07-Jun-22 18:41:02

There's a sort of flatness around
Post jubilee lows, I'll be bound
Flags and banners down
Packed away the crown
And feet firmly back in the ground.

Is HS2 good? Not for me.

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henetha Wed 08-Jun-22 10:00:57

Is HS2 good? Not for me.
I think many of us will agree

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GoldenLady Wed 08-Jun-22 14:43:14

Is HS2 good? Not for me.
I think many of us will agree
It can't cross the Atlantic

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crazyH Wed 08-Jun-22 15:11:29

Is HS2 good? Not for me.
I think many of us will agree
It can't cross the Atlantic
Can it reach the Baltic ?

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Crocus5 Wed 08-Jun-22 18:10:47

Is HS2 good? Not for me
I think many of us will agree
It can’t cross the Atlantic
Can it reach the Baltic?
Think we’ll just h ave to wait and see

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Crocus5 Wed 08-Jun-22 18:11:25

The rail strike is soon to begin

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crazyH Wed 08-Jun-22 20:26:17

The rail strike is soon to begin
Honestly? That’s really a sin

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Bellanonna Wed 08-Jun-22 20:51:46

The rail strike is soon to begin
Honestly? That’s really a sin
Chaos all over

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Jun-22 22:18:11

The rail strike is soon to begin
Honestly? That’s really a sin
Chaos all over
We need Red Rover

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