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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

NanKate Thu 09-Jun-22 07:15:46

The rail strike is soon to begin
Honestly? That’s really a sin
Chaos all over
We need Red Rover
The outcome, no one will win.

I’m thinking of baking a cake

Mollygo Thu 09-Jun-22 08:21:39

I’m thinking of baking a cake
Blue icing on top, like a lake

Bellanonna Thu 09-Jun-22 08:28:02

I’m thinking of baking a cake
Blue icing on top, like a lake
Boats in the middle

crazyH Thu 09-Jun-22 09:18:46

I’m thinking of baking a cake
Blue icing on top, like a lake
Boats in the middle
Child doing a tiddle

Mollygo Thu 09-Jun-22 09:24:56

CrazyH!!???

Mollygo Thu 09-Jun-22 09:26:29

I’m thinking of baking a cake
Blue icing on top, like a lake
Boats in the middle
Child doing a tiddle
Thank heavens it’s only a fake!

Are cupcakes more your sort of thing?

henetha Thu 09-Jun-22 10:38:55

Are cupcakes more your sort of thing?
Just when I'm in a cake binge fling,

NanKate Thu 09-Jun-22 15:54:36

Are cupcakes more your sort of thing?
Just when I'm in a cake binge fling,
I’m making some Parkin

crazyH Thu 09-Jun-22 17:17:19

Are cupcakes more your sort of thing?
Just when I'm in a cake binge fling,
I’m making some Parkin
Invited Pa Larkin

NanKate Thu 09-Jun-22 19:28:19

Are cupcakes more your sort of thing?
Just when I'm in a cake binge fling,
I’m making some Parkin
Invited Pa Larkin
He’s wearing his colourful bling ?

The Queen and Paddington are on tour

Mollygo Thu 09-Jun-22 22:46:14

The Queen and Paddington are on tour
Most folk will enjoy it, I’m sure.

Bellanonna Thu 09-Jun-22 22:50:52

The Queen and Paddington are on tour
Most folk will enjoy it, I’m sure.
Her Maj will have honey

NanKate Fri 10-Jun-22 07:44:34

The Queen and Paddington are on tour
Most folk will enjoy it, I’m sure.
Her Maj will have honey
And he will be funny

Bellanonna Fri 10-Jun-22 08:49:10

The Queen and Paddington are on tour
Most folk will enjoy it, I’m sure.
Her Maj will have honey
And he will be funny
With both looking rather demure

At last, we can say “Flaming June”

henetha Fri 10-Jun-22 09:57:12

At last, we can say “Flaming June"
And it's not a minute too soon

crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 11:27:15

At last, we can say “Flaming June"
And it's not a minute too soon
I’m off to the beach

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 10-Jun-22 15:39:42

At last, we can say "Flaming June"
And it's not a minute too soon
I'm off to the beach
Secret, very 'niche'

Mollygo Fri 10-Jun-22 15:58:38

At last, we can say "Flaming June"
And it's not a minute too soon
I'm off to the beach
Secret, very 'niche
And no photographs, that’s a boon!

I’ll lie and relax in the sun

crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 16:01:03

I’ll lie and relax in the sun
My long hair I’ll tie in a bun

NanKate Fri 10-Jun-22 17:43:20

I’ll lie and relax in the sun
My long hair I’ll tie in a bun
I’ve booked a massage

crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 18:42:13

I’ll lie and relax in the sun
My long hair I’ll tie in a bun
I’ve booked a massage
Started a collage

NanKate Fri 10-Jun-22 21:50:31

I’ll lie and relax in the sun
My long hair I’ll tie in a bun
I’ve booked a massage
Started a collage
I’m certain I’ll be having some fun

The fair is going full tilt in our town ??

GoldenLady Sat 11-Jun-22 00:26:47

The fair is full tilt in our town
With rides that will swoop up and down

crazyH Sat 11-Jun-22 00:52:48

The fair is full tilt in our town
With rides that will swoop up and down
The noise will be loud

Juliet27 Sat 11-Jun-22 08:10:39

The fair is full tilt in our town
With rides that will swoop up and down
The noise will be loud
There’ll be such a crowd

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