Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

The fair is full tilt in our town
With rides that will swoop up and down
The noise will be loud
There’ll be such a crowd
And apparently also a clown

I prefers the countryside, so

I prefers the countryside, so
I'll pack up a picnic and go

I prefers the countryside, so
I'll pack up a picnic and go
In sunshine or rain

I prefer the countryside, so
I'll pack up a picnic and go
In sunshine or rain
There’s so much to gain

I prefers the countryside, so
I'll pack up a picnic and go
In sunshine or rain
Fancy food or plain

I prefers the countryside, so
I'll pack up a picnic and go
In sunshine or rain
Fancy food or plain
Forget it, the traffic's too slow!

I'm fed i[ with watching the news

I'm fed i[ with watching the news
My keyboard has got no excuse ?

I'm fed i[ with watching the news
My keyboard has got no excuse ?
With text predicted

I'm fed i[ with watching the news
My keyboard has got no excuse ?
With text predicted
I’m hardly addicted

I'm fed i[ with watching the news
My keyboard has got no excuse ?
With text predicted
I’m hardly addicted
These devices are simply no use.

Second try:

With the news I am getting fed UP

With the news I am getting fed UP
I’ll put the kettle on and have a CUP

Sorry about messing up the ‘Limericks’

With the news I'm getting fed UP
Boil the kettle and have a CUP
A nice slice of cake

Thanks Jangran

With the news I'm getting fed UP
Boil the kettle and have a CUP
A nice slice of cake
The one I did make

With the news I'm getting fed UP
Boil the kettle and have a CUP
A nice slice of cake
The one I did make
Then a bracing walk with your PUP.

We must not let things get us down

We must not let things get us down
It helps to see a circus clown

We must not let things get us down
It helps to see a circus clown
A laugh does us good

We must not let things get us down
It helps to see a circus clown
A laugh does us good
And lots of nice pud

We must not let things get us down
It helps to see a circus clown
A laugh does us good
And lots of nice pud
So we won’t end up with a frown

We’re almost half way through the year

We’re almost half way through the year
Midsummer's day is almost here

We're almost halfway through the year
Midsummer's day is almost here
The sun is out too

We're almost halfway through the year
Midsummer's day is almost here
The sun is out too
The sky’s a bright blue

We're almost halfway through the year
Midsummer's day is almost here
The sun is out too
The sky’s a bright blue
I’m going to the pub for a beer

Hayfever’s got me a-sneezing

Hayfever’s got me a-sneezing
Not a condition that's pleasing

Hayfever’s got me a-sneezing
Not a condition that's pleasing
Will tablets or spray