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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 18:01:16

We’ll go with yours Juliet - ‘sounds’ better ?

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crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 18:04:50

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
They click and they clack
Ready to attack

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Early Sat 09-Oct-21 18:45:27

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
They click and they clack
Ready to attack
An apple with some crudity

I glued them with some Polygrip

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crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 18:56:44

I glued them with some Polygrip
But a loose flag stone made me trip

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Early Sat 09-Oct-21 19:21:34

I glued them with some Polygrip
But a loose flag stone made me trip
Bridgework in the pond

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crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 20:07:05

I glued them with some Polygrip
But a loose flag stone made me trip
Bridgework in the pond
Might need Unibond

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Hellogirl1 Sat 09-Oct-21 23:16:00

I glued them with some Polygrip
But a loose flag stone made me trip
Bridgework in the pond
Might need Unibond
But only have a paper clip

It will just have to do for now

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GoldenLady Sat 09-Oct-21 23:51:36

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
Sound like castanets
And scare all my pets

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-Oct-21 09:37:36

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
Sound like castanets
And scare all my pets
Then they fell out onto my knee.

My grey whippet grabbed them and ran

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crazyH Sun 10-Oct-21 11:02:22

My grey whippet grabbed them and ran
I chased after him, with my pan

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Oct-21 15:57:52

My grey whippet grabbed them and ran
I chased after him, with my pan
He was wearing my teeth!

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Oct-21 19:29:11

My grey whippet grabbed them and ran
I chased after him, with my pan
He’s wearing my teeth
As he runs o’er heath

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henetha Mon 11-Oct-21 11:39:20

My grey whippet grabbed them and ran
I chased after him, with my pan
He’s wearing my teeth
As he runs o’er heath
I'm now toothless, just like my gran.

I'm off to the dentist today

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crazyH Mon 11-Oct-21 11:40:34

My grey whippet grabbed them and ran
I chased after him, with my pan
He’s wearing my teeth
As he runs o’er heath
I fell over and broke my han’

No teeth, no hand, what a hot mess !

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Juliet27 Mon 11-Oct-21 12:02:16

I'm off to the dentist today
I dread to think what he will say

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GoldenLady Mon 11-Oct-21 15:13:48

I'm off to the dentist today
I dread to think what he will say
"These were worn by your DOG?"

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crazyH Mon 11-Oct-21 16:52:45

I'm off to the dentist today
I dread to think what he will say
"These were worn by your DOG?"
“ I’m really agog”

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Jangran99 Mon 11-Oct-21 20:44:19

I'm off to the dentist today
I dread to think what he will say
"Were worn by your DOG?
I’m really agog
Do tell, is he going to pay?

My friend lacks imagination

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crazyH Wed 13-Oct-21 12:21:13

My friend lacks imagination
She’s not one for machination

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Oct-21 14:42:21

My friend lacks imagination
She’s not one for machination
Dresses only in gray

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Jangran99 Wed 13-Oct-21 15:19:05

My friend lacks imagination
She’s not one for machination
She dresses in gray
Has no breaks away

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 13-Oct-21 17:04:59

My friend lacks imagination
She's not one for machination
She dresses in grey
Has no breaks away
Alas, she's no inclination.

Her dreams are different to many

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crazyH Wed 13-Oct-21 17:10:48

Her dreams are different to many
She’d love a sandcastle by the sea

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GoldenLady Thu 14-Oct-21 17:18:27

Her dreams are different to many
She’d love a sandcastle by the sea
But alas, it is boring

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Juliet27 Fri 15-Oct-21 09:09:24

Her dreams are different to many
She’d love a sandcastle by the sea
Alas it’s boring
She’ll go exploring

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