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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Nov-21 12:31:17

The farmer said "How would I know"
“Nothing significant’s on show”

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Nov-21 22:50:53

The farmer said "How would I know"
“Nothing significant’s on show”
If this one's had a baby,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Dec-21 15:12:54

The farmer said "How would I know?"
"Nothing significant's on show"
If this one's had a baby
Or there's twins, maybe

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Dec-21 16:18:34

The farmer said "How would I know?"
"Nothing significant's on show"
If this one's had a baby
Or there's twins, maybe
The farmer could then say, "Oho!"

Two baby llamas are cute

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henetha Thu 02-Dec-21 11:10:18

Two baby llamas are cute
Wearing a fluffy little suit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Dec-21 15:17:38

Two baby llamas are cute
Wearing a fluffy little suit
Their long flowing locks

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Dec-21 22:00:00

Two baby llamas are cute
Wearing a fluffy little suit
Their long flowing locks
And wee woolly socks

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Dec-21 23:27:39

Two baby llamas are cute
Wearing a fluffy little suit
Their long flowing locks
And wee woolly socks
Watching them play is a hoot!

Cousin Sebastian is weird

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crazyH Thu 02-Dec-21 23:48:58

Cousin Sebastian is quite weird
He’s put a colour on his beard

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henetha Fri 03-Dec-21 11:34:59

Cousin Sebastian is quite weird
He’s put a colour on his beard
In stripes blue and red

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Dec-21 13:13:19

Cousin Sebastian is quite weird
He's put a colour on his beard
In stripes blue and red
Yet hairs on his head

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Dec-21 15:31:31

Cousin Sebastian is quite weird
He's put a colour on his beard
In stripes blue and red
Yet hairs on his head
Are partly long, and partly sheared.

His wardrobe is something to see!

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Hellogirl1 Fri 03-Dec-21 21:46:51

His wardrobe is something to see!
He keeps it locked and hides the key

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henetha Sat 04-Dec-21 10:21:48

His wardrobe is something to see!
He keeps it locked and hides the key
But I picked the lock

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Dec-21 12:08:56

His wardrobe is something to see!
He keeps it locked and hides the key
But I picked the lock
And had such a shock

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Dec-21 16:16:29

His wardrobe is something to see!
He keeps it locked and hides the key
But I picked the lock
And had such a shock
Thought I was broad-minded, but gee!

My imagination's run wild

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Dec-21 16:38:11

My imagination's run wild
Always has, since I was a child

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Dec-21 07:27:42

My imagination's run wild
Always has, since I was a child
My dreams are vivid

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crazyH Sun 05-Dec-21 10:50:51

My imagination's run wild
Always has, since I was a child
My dreams are vivid
My mum, she’s livid

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henetha Sun 05-Dec-21 12:16:22

My imagination's run wild
Always has, since I was a child
My dreams are vivid
My mum, she’s livid
'Cos my name round here is reviled.

A turkey named Tom from Surrey

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crazyH Sun 05-Dec-21 15:01:07

A turkey named Tom from Surrey
Escaped from the farm, one bright day

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Crocus5 Sun 05-Dec-21 18:57:26

A turkey named Tom from Surrey
Escaped from the farm, one bright day
“No oven for me”

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Dec-21 21:41:17

A turkey named Tom from Surrey
Escaped from the farm, one bright day
“No oven for me”
"At last, I am free!"

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crazyH Sun 05-Dec-21 23:28:52

A turkey named Tom from Surrey
Escaped from the farm, one bright day
“No oven for me”
"At last, I am free!"
Guess what? I'm right up the gum tree

They frantically searched everywhere

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henetha Mon 06-Dec-21 13:28:59

They frantically searched everywhere
In case he ran off with the fair

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