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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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Mollygo Mon 06-Dec-21 14:24:40

They frantically searched everywhere
In case he ran off with the fair
To try the trapeze

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Dec-21 16:40:31

They frantically searched everywhere
In case he ran off with the fair
To try the trapeze
But they found him with ease

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crazyH Mon 06-Dec-21 17:56:38

They frantically searched everywhere
In case he ran off with the fair
To try the trapeze
But they found him with ease
His cackle so loud, filled the air.

Tom, they said, no need to worry

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Mollygo Mon 06-Dec-21 19:38:01

Tom, they said, no need to worry
You’ll not be a roast or a curry

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Hellogirl1 Mon 06-Dec-21 22:09:30

Tom, they said, no need to worry
You`ll not be a roast or curry
You`re here for breeding

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Dec-21 06:40:15

Tom, they said, no need to worry
You`ll not be a roast or curry
You`re here for breeding
Your genes we’re needing

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br0adwater Tue 07-Dec-21 09:11:43

Tom, they said, no need to worry
You`ll not be a roast or curry
You`re here for breeding
Your genes we’re needing
Now get in the oven, and hurry!

A beautiful lady from Bude,

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Mollygo Tue 07-Dec-21 09:35:57

A beautiful lady from Bude
Displayed the correct attitude

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Dec-21 16:07:55

A beautiful lady from Bude
Displayed the correct attitude
With muslin well draped

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Crocus5 Tue 07-Dec-21 18:10:40

A beautiful lady from Bude
Displayed the correct attitude
With muslin well draped
Her body quite shaped

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Dec-21 20:08:12

A beautiful lady from Bude
Displayed the correct attitude
With muslin well draped
Her body quite shaped
Easy to imagine her nude

My body is best not displayed

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Hellogirl1 Tue 07-Dec-21 21:30:52

My body is best not displayed
For lots of folk would be dismayed

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Dec-21 21:36:23

My body is best not displayed
For lots of folk would be dismayed
My nude days are past

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Mollygo Tue 07-Dec-21 21:58:56

My body is best not displayed
For lots of folk would be dismayed
My nude days are past
They went rather fast

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br0adwater Tue 07-Dec-21 22:48:08

My body is best not displayed
For lots of folk would be dismayed
My nude days are past
They went rather fast
And there's no going back I'm afraid

I bought a new dress from Monsoon

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Crocus5 Wed 08-Dec-21 08:49:38

I bought a new dress from Monsoon
For partying this afternoon

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henetha Wed 08-Dec-21 10:26:37

I bought a new dress from Monsoon
For partying this afternoon
And high heels as well

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Dec-21 12:13:42

I bought a new dress from Monsoon
For partying this afternoon
And high heels as well
They pinch, can you tell?

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br0adwater Wed 08-Dec-21 23:06:00

I bought a new dress from Monsoon
For partying this afternoon
And high heels as well
They pinch, can you tell?
But I'm feeling over the moon

I've bought a big turkey to roast,

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crazyH Wed 08-Dec-21 23:10:56

I've bought a big turkey to roast
I shan't be having beans on toast

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Hellogirl1 Wed 08-Dec-21 23:30:48

I`ve bought a big turkey to roast
I shan`t be having beans on toast
There`s roasties so crisp

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nanna8 Wed 08-Dec-21 23:34:41

I’ve bought a big turkey to roast
I shan’t be having beans on toast
There’s roasties so crisp
As big as your fist

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Dec-21 15:57:01

I’ve bought a big turkey to roast
I shan’t be having beans on toast
There’s roasties so crisp
As big as your fist
I hope that won't offend the host.

I went to the theatre last night

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Mollygo Thu 09-Dec-21 16:25:23

I went to the theatre last night
To see Collins’ Woman in White’

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Dec-21 23:19:21

I went to the theatre last night
To see Collins’ Woman in White’
It made me shiver

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