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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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henetha Thu 23-Dec-21 10:05:34

Such happy memories I treasure
Think of fondly in my leisure
Those wild Spanish nights
Removing my tights
So naughty, but what a pleasure!

It's those hot blooded Spanish men

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Mollygo Thu 23-Dec-21 11:11:18

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men
Who make my pulse race once again

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GoldenLady Thu 23-Dec-21 22:16:12

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men
Who make my pulse race once again
Well, I still have my dreams

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crazyH Mon 27-Dec-21 15:01:50

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men
Who make my pulse race once again
I still have my dreams,
Now it’s custard creams

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Mollygo Mon 27-Dec-21 15:52:30

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men.
Who make my pulse race once again
I still have my dreams
Now it’s custard creams
A small glass of port now and then.

I’m longing to go on my cruise

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Gwenisgreat1 Mon 27-Dec-21 16:02:06

I’m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I've got rid of the bruise

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Dec-21 16:37:03

I’m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I've got rid of the bruise
But cruises have danger

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Hellogirl1 Mon 27-Dec-21 22:13:40

I`m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I`ve got rid of the bruise
But cruises have danger
Beware of that stranger

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henetha Tue 28-Dec-21 10:42:26

I`m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I`ve got rid of the bruise
But cruises have danger
Beware of that stranger
He just could be really bad news.

Maybe a nice hotel instead?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 28-Dec-21 12:00:50

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?

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Hellogirl1 Tue 28-Dec-21 21:59:18

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?
It`s clean and cosy

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henetha Wed 29-Dec-21 10:33:12

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?
It`s clean and cosy,
All done by Rosy,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-Dec-21 14:34:13

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?
It's clean and cosy
All done by Rosy
And not far from Steeple Bumpstead.

I love a small English village

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GoldenLady Wed 29-Dec-21 20:18:04

I love a small English village
The kind that the Vikings wouldn't pillge

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GoldenLady Wed 29-Dec-21 20:19:45

Is there any way to edit? I meant to say pillage, of course.

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Mollygo Wed 29-Dec-21 21:55:27

I love a small English village
The kind the Vikings would pillage
Cute houses with thatch

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Crocus5 Thu 30-Dec-21 20:16:43

I love a small English village
The kind the Vikings would pillage
Cute houses with thatch
And grass, a small patch

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Hellogirl1 Thu 30-Dec-21 22:46:05

I love a small English village
The kind the Vikings would pillage
Cute houses with thatch
And grass, a small patch
And tractors making their spillage

The tractors can`t be avoided

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GoldenLady Fri 31-Dec-21 02:36:36

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer really enjoyed it

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jan-22 10:47:55

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer enjoyed it
But it breaks my heart

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jan-22 07:53:40

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer enjoyed it
But it breaks my heart
Old homes pulled apart

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henetha Tue 04-Jan-22 12:25:55

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer enjoyed it
But it breaks my heart
Old homes pulled apart
For gain those lives were just voided.

A young man from Hull went to Spain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Jan-22 12:31:34

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But, by 'eck - all it did was rain

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Jan-22 16:58:04

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But, by 'eck - all it did was rain
He wished he’d stayed home

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Jan-22 17:13:13

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But, by 'eck - all it did was rain
He wished he’d stayed home
Alas, why did he roam?

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